slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Q) Do female frogs croak?
A) Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads underwater long enough.

Q) If you're going to make a parachute jump, how high should you at least be?
A) Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q) According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A) Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q) Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A) Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q) What are 'Do it,' 'I can help,' and 'I can't get enough?'
A) George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q) As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A) Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I"ll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q) In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A) Rose Marie: The pin boy.

Q) During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A) Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q) When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A) Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q) If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A) Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q) Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A) George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q) Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A) Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q) Has there even been a book written on the health effect of beans on the human body?
A) Paul Lynde: Yes...'Gone With The Wind'.

peter11937 Loc: NYS

Snicker , needed that today.

skott Loc: Bama

All hilarious! Wish there was still comedy that was that good.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sorry, no candy handed out today...just humor. :wink:

peter11937 Loc: NYS

To quote Professor Fate "Oh, HA....oh HA HA!"

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

From 'The Great Race (1965) :?: ' Pete, you have a memory for old movies :!: :thumbup:

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

It really is great to be reminded of the good old days when you could hear things like this. I really do remember Rose Marie as being just like what was quoted about her.

peter11937 Loc: NYS

Yes, the old stuff is better than the new trash. Tom Jones, It's a Mad , Mad, Mad World, Dr. Strangelove, newer The Unforgiven was a great movie, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, very good, score one of the best music a film ever used. Hell, Miami Vice has better music (Jan Hammer) , and production quality than most movies today! Even the old cartoons were much better. Art and story lines. Eg. Samurai Jack cartoons , were much better. Music? Check out the Ventures, Surfaries, Muddy Waters, Big Mama Thornton, Mississippi John Hurt, John Cash , Johnny Rivers , The Doors....the list is long. Today most have all the composition and sound of a train wreck.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You won't get any disagreement from me over any of your above comments. I am a big movie buff and love the old music, also. :thumbup: I don't dismiss all of the more recent stuff, though.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I loved the old Hollywood Squares, but then, who didn't? 8-)

I imagine Paul Lynde was the favorite of many. :thumbup:

peter11937 Loc: NYS

Not all, but most, you must admit that Bob Marley was better than any "rapper" today. Who reaches the quality of the Fifth Dimensions , Procol Harum they just do not seem to be there

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

With the overall crowd on the OPP, you are likely preaching to the choir. We all, to some degree, have nostalgic memories we cherish. :wink: :thumbup:

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Is he still alive? Funny funny man. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Yes, indeed, he was, Armie. I remember him, also, from 'Bewitched', as Samantha's Uncle Arthur.

Mr. Lynde died in 1982.

peter11937 Loc: NYS

I think the entire original cast died. The first Darrin died while the show was still in production. Excepting the daughter, She is still living, I think.