golf sales (Page 2): !0,00 blondes attend a convention in Cleveland to dispel the idea that all blonds are stupid. The Mcee invites a young blond on the stage to set the tone. How much...

mouset783 Loc: Oklahoma

badbobby wrote:

yeah I think it was my 6 year old great great grandson that told me those
still funny tho
lets see if my joke was 5th grade???
what would that make yours???

!0,00 blondes attend a convention in Cleveland to dispel the idea that all blonds are stupid. The Mcee invites a young blond on the stage to set the tone. How much 26 plus 26. The blond says 463. !0,000 females start stomping their feet and chanting " giver another chance" Okay how much 25 minus 12 ? She says 106. Again there is more foot stomping and pleading for another chance The Mcee says since we are on National TV I will give one you more chance. How much is 2 plus 2? The blond thinks a minute and says 4. More foot stomping and pleading

badbobby Loc: texas

mouset783 wrote:

Good one Bobby!

thanks mouse

hedgewm

The blonde had an abortion because she didn't know if it was her's.

badbobby Loc: texas

hedgewm wrote:

The blonde had an abortion because she didn't know if it was her's.

lol :thumbup:

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

badbobby wrote:

a salesman playing on an unfamiliar course was con... (show quote)

A blond, abrunet, and a redhead were all pregnant and at the doctors office.setting in the waiting room the brunette said to the redhead, I'm going to have a girl, and I know this because I was on top. The redhead said I'm going to have a boy, I know this because I was on the bottom. About that time the blond started to cry, they went over to her and put there arms around her and said honey what's wrong? Through her sobs she said I think I'm gonna have puppies!!

badbobby Loc: texas

wuzblynd wrote:

A blond, abrunet, and a redhead were all pregnant and at the doctors office.setting in the waiting room the brunette said to the redhead, I'm going to have a girl, and I know this because I was on top. The redhead said I'm going to have a boy, I know this because I was on the bottom. About that time the blond started to cry, they went over to her and put there arms around her and said honey what's wrong? Through her sobs she said I think I'm gonna have puppies!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

mouset783 wrote:

!0,00 blondes attend a convention in Cleveland to ... (show quote)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mcmlx

Bad, you've got to keep these coming.
I'm the auburn sheep of the family.
Blonde jokes are not fifth grade fodder.
So, the blonde is sitting in a sports bar when a man sits beside her. The 10 o'clock news is on.
The story is about a man getting ready to jump
off of a building.
Man says, "I'll bet twenty bucks that he does it."
Blonde says, " I'll say he doesn't".
Well,the man jumps to his death.
The guy says to the blonde, "I'm sorry, I deceived you. I've already seen this on the six o'clock news".
Blonde says, "I saw it too! But I didn't think he'd do it again!"
MCMLX
Okay? Lighten up 😃😃

mcmlx

Bad, you've got to keep these coming.
I'm the auburn sheep of the family.
Blonde jokes are not fifth grade fodder.
So, the blonde is sitting in a sports bar when a man sits beside her. The 10 o'clock news is on.
The story is about a man getting ready to jump
off of a building.
Man says, "I'll bet twenty bucks that he does it."
Blonde says, " I'll say he doesn't".
Well,the man jumps to his death.
The guy says to the blonde, "I'm sorry, I deceived you. I've already seen this on the six o'clock news".
Blonde says, "I saw it too! But I didn't think he'd do it again!"
MCMLX
Okay? Lighten up. 😃

badbobby Loc: texas

mcmlx wrote:

Bad, you've got to keep these coming. br I'm the... (show quote)

kinda flat
but I give you e for effort