golf sales
Mar 17, 2015 16:41:45 #
a salesman playing on an unfamiliar course was confused as to where he was at
looking around he saw a young woman up ahead of him
walking up to her fe asked if she could tell him what hole he was on
"I am on hole seven sir,and you are a hole behind me so you must be on hole six"she replied
going back to his lie he continued his game
later in the clubhouse he saw the young woman again.
he asked the bartender if he knew her and the bartender said that she was a saleslady and was a regular on the course
approaching the lady again he said "let me buy you a drink for your courtesy ,helping me out on the course.
I understand that you are in sales.
I too am in sales.would you tell me what line you are in"?
the lady laughed and said"if I tell you you will laugh
but I am a Tampax representative."the man burst out laughing
"see "she said"i told you you would laugh"
he giggled and said
:its just that I sell Preparation H,Im still a hole behind you"
looking around he saw a young woman up ahead of him
walking up to her fe asked if she could tell him what hole he was on
"I am on hole seven sir,and you are a hole behind me so you must be on hole six"she replied
going back to his lie he continued his game
later in the clubhouse he saw the young woman again.
he asked the bartender if he knew her and the bartender said that she was a saleslady and was a regular on the course
approaching the lady again he said "let me buy you a drink for your courtesy ,helping me out on the course.
I understand that you are in sales.
I too am in sales.would you tell me what line you are in"?
the lady laughed and said"if I tell you you will laugh
but I am a Tampax representative."the man burst out laughing
"see "she said"i told you you would laugh"
he giggled and said
:its just that I sell Preparation H,Im still a hole behind you"
Mar 17, 2015 16:51:17 #
Mar 17, 2015 17:20:22 #
badbobby wrote:
a salesman playing on an unfamiliar course was con... (show quote)
Thats just not right,
:thumbup:
Mar 17, 2015 17:37:40 #
Badbobby, that was such a fifth grade joke.
Give us some good blonde jokes. Maybe funny to boot.
Give us some good blonde jokes. Maybe funny to boot.
Mar 17, 2015 19:16:30 #
mcmlx wrote:
Badbobby, that was such a fifth grade joke.
Give us some good blonde jokes. Maybe funny to boot.
Give us some good blonde jokes. Maybe funny to boot.
glad you didn't like it
lets hear yours
Mar 17, 2015 19:41:14 #
badbobby wrote:
glad you didn't like it
lets hear yours
lets hear yours
Okey dokey.
The blonde got fired from her job at the M&M factory.
She kept throwing away the Ws.
MCLMX
Mar 17, 2015 19:54:04 #
mcmlx wrote:
Okey dokey.
The blonde got fired from her job at the M&M factory.
She kept throwing away the Ws.
MCLMX
The blonde got fired from her job at the M&M factory.
She kept throwing away the Ws.
MCLMX
Two blondes are walking down the street and one finds a compact
The first one opens it up and says, "Hey this is mine!"!
The other blonde says, "Let me see!"
She looks at it and says, "Silly girl , that's me!"
Mar 17, 2015 20:05:43 #
mcmlx wrote:
Two blondes are walking down the street and one finds a compact
The first one opens it up and says, "Hey this is mine!"!
The other blonde says, "Let me see!"
She looks at it and says, "Silly girl , that's me!"
The first one opens it up and says, "Hey this is mine!"!
The other blonde says, "Let me see!"
She looks at it and says, "Silly girl , that's me!"
yeah I think it was my 6 year old great great grandson that told me those
still funny tho
lets see if my joke was 5th grade???
what would that make yours???
Mar 17, 2015 20:38:56 #
badbobby wrote:
yeah I think it was my 6 year old great great grandson that told me those
still funny tho
lets see if my joke was 5th grade???
what would that make yours???
still funny tho
lets see if my joke was 5th grade???
what would that make yours???
Probably, badbobby, maybe I was wrong in not explaining that little boys get a certain thrill out of lewd butt jokes when they are learning about sexuality. Your joke was not only crude, but your punctuation leaves much to be desired.
Mar 17, 2015 21:35:18 #
mcmlx wrote:
Probably, badbobby, maybe I was wrong in not explaining that little boys get a certain thrill out of lewd butt jokes when they are learning about sexuality. Your joke was not only crude, but your punctuation leaves much to be desired.
thank you teacher
Mar 17, 2015 21:38:16 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you teacher
and your reference to (dumb)blondes shows your bias toward wonanhood
Mar 18, 2015 05:00:47 #
badbobby wrote:
and your reference to (dumb)blondes shows your bias toward wonanhood
No, bb, it shows that I can take a joke.
I can take a redneck joke also, seeing as fifty percent of my family is blonde, and ninety percent are rednecks.
Lighten up, dude.
MCMLX
Mar 18, 2015 10:36:52 #
jer48
Loc: perris ca
A blonde was so tired of all the jokes about her hair color she decided to dye her hair red.
The results seemed to be immediate people stopped calling her dumb and making stupid references about her hair color. She was actually treated with respect and praised for her intelligence.
One day she decided to take a drive out in the country and after a little while spied a large number of sheep grazing on a hillside. She stopped to watch the sheep and the nearby shepherd tending the flock. The shepherd said hello and asked if she needed help. The girl replied that she did not and asked the shepherd if he knew how many sheep were in the field, he responded, yes, of course, it's my flock. The girl then asked if she could guess correctly how many sheep were in the field, would he let here pick one? The shepherd, trying save her the embarrassment of being wrong, said there are several thousand in my flock it would be extremely difficult for you to count them all. The girl insisted that she could arrive at an accurate count within five minutes. The shepherd, thinking he had tried his best not to embarrass the girl, gave in and said yes.
Five minutes later the redheaded girl said there are 5,397 sheep in the field. The shepherd, shocked that she had arrived at the correct number, said that was correct. He then let here take whichever one of the sheep she wanted. After about two minutes the girl returned to her car and loaded her prize into her car. The shepherd came over to her and asked, if I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it red, can I have my sheepdog back?
The results seemed to be immediate people stopped calling her dumb and making stupid references about her hair color. She was actually treated with respect and praised for her intelligence.
One day she decided to take a drive out in the country and after a little while spied a large number of sheep grazing on a hillside. She stopped to watch the sheep and the nearby shepherd tending the flock. The shepherd said hello and asked if she needed help. The girl replied that she did not and asked the shepherd if he knew how many sheep were in the field, he responded, yes, of course, it's my flock. The girl then asked if she could guess correctly how many sheep were in the field, would he let here pick one? The shepherd, trying save her the embarrassment of being wrong, said there are several thousand in my flock it would be extremely difficult for you to count them all. The girl insisted that she could arrive at an accurate count within five minutes. The shepherd, thinking he had tried his best not to embarrass the girl, gave in and said yes.
Five minutes later the redheaded girl said there are 5,397 sheep in the field. The shepherd, shocked that she had arrived at the correct number, said that was correct. He then let here take whichever one of the sheep she wanted. After about two minutes the girl returned to her car and loaded her prize into her car. The shepherd came over to her and asked, if I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it red, can I have my sheepdog back?
Mar 18, 2015 15:06:00 #
mcmlx wrote:
No, bb, it shows that I can take a joke.
I can take a redneck joke also, seeing as fifty percent of my family is blonde, and ninety percent are rednecks.
Lighten up, dude.
MCMLX
I can take a redneck joke also, seeing as fifty percent of my family is blonde, and ninety percent are rednecks.
Lighten up, dude.
MCMLX
am I wrong??
it seems to me that you started the denigration
when you called my joke crude and 5th gradeish
and criticized my punctuation
who needs to grow up??
Mar 18, 2015 15:54:17 #
mouset783
Loc: Oklahoma
badbobby wrote:
a salesman playing on an unfamiliar course was con... (show quote)
Good one Bobby!
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