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Jul 25, 2019 23:26:06   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


A very determined hunter.

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Jul 26, 2019 08:12:27   #
America 1 Loc: South Miami
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


What did the Doe say as she was coming out of the woods?


I'll never do that for three Bucks again.

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Jul 26, 2019 08:40:14   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha

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Jul 26, 2019 08:51:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
America 1 wrote:
What did the Doe say as she was coming out of the woods?


I'll never do that for three Bucks again.


Good-un

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Jul 26, 2019 12:53:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
America 1 wrote:
What did the Doe say as she was coming out of the woods?


I'll never do that for three Bucks again.



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Jul 26, 2019 12:56:04   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:


Good to see you this fine morning there badbobby.

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Jul 26, 2019 13:24:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good to see you this fine morning there badbobby.

It was fine, 'til the ancient mariner showed up.

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Jul 26, 2019 13:30:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good to see you this fine morning there badbobby.


and for me to see you bahm
hopefully I won't have to see the dastardly one

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Jul 26, 2019 13:32:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbobby wrote:
and for me to see you bahm
hopefully I won't have to see the dastardly one


dam
that shot the whole day
oh well it will just be like all the other days
when the dastardly Slatten raises his head
we will manage

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Jul 26, 2019 13:37:52   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
dam
that shot the whole day
oh well it will just be like all the other days
when the dastardly Slatten raises his head
we will manage



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Jul 26, 2019 14:29:11   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
proud republican wrote:
Me Deer hunting????....I dont think so... Can't i hunt something else,badbobby??......

How about Democrats? Would that suit you better? I think it would, and they're an easier target.

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Jul 26, 2019 15:07:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
How about Democrats? Would that suit you better? I think it would, and they're an easier target.

Methinks p r thought the horse was a Democrat


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Jul 26, 2019 15:13:03   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
badbobby wrote:
Methinks p r thought the horse was a Democrat


Hmm. Horse, donkey, possibly.

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Jul 26, 2019 15:24:20   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Methinks p r thought the horse was a Democrat




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