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Jul 25, 2019 12:19:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”



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Jul 25, 2019 12:20:56   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)



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Jul 25, 2019 12:24:09   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


And here I thought it was get Slatten week but very good anyway there badbobby.

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Jul 25, 2019 12:28:43   #
Carol Kelly
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


That was fun!

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Jul 25, 2019 12:41:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
And here I thought it was get Slatten week but very good anyway there badbobby.



oh bahm,I have lotsa things for the dastardly one

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Jul 25, 2019 12:51:37   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


🦌⚡️

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Jul 25, 2019 13:17:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
oh bahm,I have lotsa things for the dastardly one

They'll bounce off of me harmlessly...but, I like this one

I think that's because it's about someone else.

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Jul 25, 2019 14:25:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
They'll bounce off of me harmlessly...but, I like this one

I think that's because it's about someone else.

methinks your thinkin is on target


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Jul 25, 2019 15:06:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks your thinkin is on target


As per usual, don'cha think

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Jul 25, 2019 16:15:30   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
badbobby wrote:
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.

As they get to the deer stand, the hunter tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.

The hunter leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!

So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.



He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”



The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”

The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”

The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A hunter takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (show quote)


Me Deer hunting????....I dont think so... Can't i hunt something else,badbobby??......

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Jul 25, 2019 16:47:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
As per usual, don'cha think


no Slat
very unusual

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Jul 25, 2019 16:48:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
proud republican wrote:
Me Deer hunting????....I dont think so... Can't i hunt something else,badbobby??......


thought you did good
for your first time
kinda feel sorry for the horse though

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Jul 25, 2019 16:50:18   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
badbobby wrote:
thought you did good
for your first time
kinda feel sorry for the horse though


LOL....Horses and i dont get along,badbobby....

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Jul 25, 2019 16:52:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
proud republican wrote:
LOL....Horses and i dont get along,badbobby....
LOL....Horses and i dont get along,badbobby.... i... (show quote)


evidently
poor ol horse

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Jul 25, 2019 17:09:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
proud republican wrote:
Me Deer hunting????....I dont think so... Can't i hunt something else,badbobby??......

P-R, I for one, can see BadBobby mounted as a trophy hanging on the wall of your den. Most likely, many will ask what kind of creature it is.

Just explain that he's a land Squid.

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