Little Johnny and his dad were out for a walk, and came across two dogs doing the deed. "Daddy!" said Little Johnny, "why are those dogs fighting?"
"They aren't fighting, son," quoth that worthy; "they are making a puppy."
Segue to one week later. It's late, Little Johnny has a terrible nightmare, and runs into his parents room, where he discovers them doing the deed.
"Daddy, why are you and mom fighting?"
"We arent' fighting, son, we're making a baby."
After a moment's reflection, Little Johnny opined, "Roll her over, Daddy, I'd rather have a puppy."

Little Johnny and his dad were out for a walk, and came across two dogs doing the deed. "Daddy!" said Little Johnny, "why are those dogs fighting?"
"They aren't fighting, son," quoth that worthy; "they are making a puppy."
Segue to one week later. It's late, Little Johnny has a terrible nightmare, and runs into his parents room, where he discovers them doing the deed.
"Daddy, why are you and mom fighting?"
"We arent' fighting, son, we're making a baby."
After a moment's reflection, Little Johnny opined, "Roll her over, Daddy, I'd rather have a puppy."

Little Johnny and his dad were out for a walk, and came across two dogs doing the deed. "Daddy!" said Little Johnny, "why are those dogs fighting?"
"They aren't fighting, son," quoth that worthy; "they are making a puppy."
Segue to one week later. It's late, Little Johnny has a terrible nightmare, and runs into his parents room, where he discovers them doing the deed.
"Daddy, why are you and mom fighting?"
"We arent' fighting, son, we're making a baby."
After a moment's reflection, Little Johnny opined, "Roll her over, Daddy, I'd rather have a puppy."

Midwesterners are often accused, in their speech, of leaving dangling participles. This joke, which is an oldie, reminded me of that accusation.

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation
who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, then say '1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been
and you can perform as long as you want."

The old man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked,
"How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does,
the medicine will not work again till the next full moon."

He was eager to see if it worked. He went home, showered, shaved,
took a spoonful of the potion, then invited his wife
to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes,
and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we never end our sentences
with a preposition, because we end up
with a dangling participle.

Horse Joke:

A man was riding his horse out in his fields to see how his crops were doing. His horse stumbles on something that looked like a Jar, and the man decided to jump down off his horse long enough to retrieve it.
While continuing to look over his crops, he noticed a cork in the bottle and yanked it out. A genie appeared and said he would grant 'one wish'' The man thought for a few moments, then with a big grin asked to be hung like his horse! The genie disappeared.
The man rode fast back to his house, jumped down from his horse and ran into his bathroom. As he reached down the front of his pants he felt 'nothing.' Pulling all his clothes off and looking in the mirror, came the loud groan: Oh, My Oh No..... Ole Nellie!!