linda joy and the thermos bottle (Page 7): didn't know if you heard that joke so I shall inform you any how Shorty and Slim were robbin a train Shorty yelled out"all right everybody we...

badbobby Loc: texas

badbobby wrote:

you jus continue to have that dream doncha??? img... (show quote)

didn't know if you heard that joke so I shall inform you

any how Shorty and Slim were robbin a train
Shorty yelled out"all right everybody we are goin to rob all the men and rape all the women"
Slim said"Shut up Shorty,we don't have time.We will just rob everone"
then a spinster in the back seats stood up and said
"you shut up Slim,Shorty's robbin this train"

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

didn't know if you heard that joke so I shall inform you

any how Shorty and Slim were robbin a train
Shorty yelled out"all right everybody we are goin to rob all the men and rape all the women"
Slim said"Shut up Shorty,we don't have time.We will just rob everone"
then a spinster in the back seats stood up and said
"you shut up Slim,Shorty's robbin this train"

Was that Slats Mom?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

didn't know if you heard that joke so I shall inform you

any how Shorty and Slim were robbin a train
Shorty yelled out"all right everybody we are goin to rob all the men and rape all the women"
Slim said"Shut up Shorty,we don't have time.We will just rob everone"
then a spinster in the back seats stood up and said
"you shut up Slim,Shorty's robbin this train"

You just continue to have that dream, don'cha, Shorty...uh, BB

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

Was that Slats Mom?

ouch

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

ouch

I'm sorry just askin is all.

bahmer

bahmer wrote:

I'm sorry just askin is all.

Hey where is Papi is he in timeout again?

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

Hey where is Papi is he in timeout again?

Sometimes in our hoorawing of each other
we cross a line we shouldn't cross
If I have offended anyone,please accept my sincerest apologies
It is not my intention to insult anyone on OPP

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Sometimes in our hoorawing of each other
we cross a line we shouldn't cross
If I have offended anyone,please accept my sincerest apologies
It is not my intention to insult anyone on OPP

You have never ever offended me in the least nor has Slats or Papi.
Well your wanting LJ was offending me a little no you were offending me a lot.
Oh well I am to old to take aof a beautiful young thing like LJ but can I come over and talk to her?
I promise not to take her away from you either.

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

You have never ever offended me in the least nor has Slats or Papi.
Well your wanting LJ was offending me a little no you were offending me a lot.
Oh well I am to old to take aof a beautiful young thing like LJ but can I come over and talk to her?
I promise not to take her away from you either.

do yo want the truth bahm?

I don't want you close to her
not within a hundred miles
Am I clear?

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

do yo want the truth bahm?

I don't want you close to her
not within a hundred miles
Am I clear?

Boy you sure are possessive aren't you, and I thought you was my friend.
Am i to assume that you have this all cleared through momma?
How are you going to sneak LJ into the house at night?
Just curious.

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

Boy you sure are possessive aren't you, and I thought you was my friend.
Am i to assume that you have this all cleared through momma?
How are you going to sneak LJ into the house at night?
Just curious.

I could jus tell Mama LJ was another granddaughter
we have so many
she wouldn't know any difference

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

I could jus tell Mama LJ was another granddaughter
we have so many
she wouldn't know any difference

I have to say this you are a clever old cuss now aren't you.
So momma won't have any problems with LJ in the same bed as you then?

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

I have to say this you are a clever old cuss now aren't you.
So momma won't have any problems with LJ in the same bed as you then?

Well, since it could only happen in my day dreams
don't think I've much to worry about

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Well, since it could only happen in my day dreams
don't think I've much to worry about

I know, daydreams can be very powerful.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

I could jus tell Mama LJ was another granddaughter
we have so many
she wouldn't know any difference

You keep telling yourself that, BB.

You may even fool yourself into believing it.

I'd bet Mama BB ain't buying into any of that nonsense.

P.S. I posted a response to all on your thread 'Slatten wins best toast.'