linda joy and the thermos bottle
May 6, 2018 11:52:52 #
linda joy goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.
She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
linda then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
linda says, "Oh! I could use something like that!! I'll take it!"
The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, "I just got this yesterday, isn't it wonderful! It's a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"
The boss asks, "And what do you have in it?"
linda replies, "Some coffee and a popsicle."
lol
the devil made me do it
She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
linda then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
linda says, "Oh! I could use something like that!! I'll take it!"
The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, "I just got this yesterday, isn't it wonderful! It's a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"
The boss asks, "And what do you have in it?"
linda replies, "Some coffee and a popsicle."
lol
the devil made me do it
May 6, 2018 11:59:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
linda joy goes into a store and sees a shiny objec... (show quote)
When did you decide to end your relationship with L-J, BB 
This posting of yours just made it easier for Bahmer to move in on her...as if he ever had a chance.
May 6, 2018 12:03:28 #
badbobby wrote:
linda joy goes into a store and sees a shiny objec... (show quote)
LOL, I bet Linda is a Democrat!
May 6, 2018 12:05:19 #
slatten49 wrote: When did you decide to end your relationship with L-J, BB
This posting of yours just made it easier for Bahmer to move in on her...as if he ever had a chance.
When did you decide to end your relationship with L-J, BB This posting of yours just made it easier for Bahmer to move in on her...as if he ever had a chance.
I love to pick on those
who I highly respect
and bahm has no chance at all
zero
zip
nada
May 6, 2018 12:34:15 #
badbobby wrote:
linda joy goes into a store and sees a shiny objec... (show quote)
I would have gone with an ice cream sandwich. But that's just me....
May 6, 2018 12:34:51 #
May 6, 2018 12:41:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
cold iron wrote:
LOL, I bet Linda is a Democrat!
BB, it appears you've just been joined by another on L-J's hit list.
May 6, 2018 12:48:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, it appears you've just been joined by another on L-J's hit list.
well cold iron's a brave man
he'll be ok
May 6, 2018 17:39:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well cold iron's a brave man
he'll be ok
he'll be ok
Maybe, ancient Mariner.
But methinks you should be worrying about your own arse. 
You may well be destined for Davy Jone's locker in the near future.
May 6, 2018 17:40:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I would have gone with an ice cream sandwich. But that's just me....
Archie, I like your thinking.
May 6, 2018 19:36:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe, ancient Mariner. But methinks you should be worrying about your own arse.
You may well be destined for Davy Jone's locker in the near future.
But methinks you should be worrying about your own arse. You may well be destined for Davy Jone's locker in the near future.
nah
the lovely Linda will have no animosity towards me
I hope
May 6, 2018 19:38:47 #
archie bunker wrote:
I would have gone with an ice cream sandwich. But that's just me....
not sure the lovely Linda likes ice cream sandwiches
mayhaps you should ask her
May 7, 2018 10:24:34 #
slatten49 wrote: When did you decide to end your relationship with L-J, BB
This posting of yours just made it easier for Bahmer to move in on her...as if he ever had a chance.
When did you decide to end your relationship with L-J, BB This posting of yours just made it easier for Bahmer to move in on her...as if he ever had a chance.
You guys are just to cruel.
I thought that BB was going fishing today and tomorrow.
I was going to move in LJ today and tomorrow when BB was gone.
May 7, 2018 10:27:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You guys are just to cruel.
I thought that BB was going fishing today and tomorrow.
I was going to move in LJ today and tomorrow when BB was gone.
I thought that BB was going fishing today and tomorrow.
I was going to move in LJ today and tomorrow when BB was gone.
Sounds like you're doing a 'lil fishing of your own, Bahmer...or, perhaps simply daydreaming.
May 7, 2018 10:37:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
Sounds like you're doing a 'lil fishing of your own, Bahmer...or, perhaps simply daydreaming.
One never know does one. While the cats away the mice shall play as the old saying goes.
And no I am not a mouse so don't even go there.
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