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May 7, 2018 10:39:05   #
boatbob2
 
I'm betting Linda Joy,Is going to beat your butt,IF,she ever meets you..........

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May 7, 2018 10:47:29   #
bahmer
 
boatbob2 wrote:
I'm betting Linda Joy,Is going to beat your butt,IF,she ever meets you..........


Who are you responding to? At the bottom of each post are three boxes and they are labeled Reply, Quote Reply, and Report Issue. Now if you choose door number two that would be Quote Reply get it? That door will bring in the other persons quote as well as their name so that all of us on OPP can understand as to who and what you are responding to. Some people when they were little kids liked to keep secrets but now that we are all growed up or at least thought we are we can communicate as adults and not keep secrets regarding who and what we are responding to. OK?

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May 7, 2018 10:47:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
boatbob2 wrote:
I'm betting Linda Joy,Is going to beat your butt,IF,she ever meets you..........


Perhaps BB and/or Bahmer is hoping for a spanking from L-J.

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May 7, 2018 10:51:01   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Perhaps BB is hoping for a spanking from L-J.


He wouldn't be able to sit in the boat if that were to occur.
Momma may also inquire as to how come he can't sit still as well.
That could bring more alone time in the back yard all by himself.

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May 7, 2018 12:08:29   #
Mike Easterday
 
You better hope LindaJoy doesn't know where you live.

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May 7, 2018 12:19:58   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Perhaps BB and/or Bahmer is hoping for a spanking from L-J.


Since I unlike badbobby am no longer married it would indeed be
pleasurable for me with no repercussions. Whereas with badbobby
he has to fear that momma may find out and chastise him in the
most humiliating ways possible. Why she may cut him off from
fishing for a year or two.

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May 7, 2018 15:49:43   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
linda joy goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.


She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"

The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
linda then asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."




linda says, "Oh! I could use something like that!! I'll take it!"

The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, "I just got this yesterday, isn't it wonderful! It's a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!"

The boss asks, "And what do you have in it?"

linda replies, "Some coffee and a popsicle."


lol
the devil made me do it
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May 7, 2018 18:42:07   #
teabag09
 
LJ, I gotta know, do you like ice-cream sandwiches'?
bggamers wrote:
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May 7, 2018 19:34:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Since I, unlike badbobby, am no longer married it would indeed be pleasurable for me with no repercussions.

Be careful in what you ask for, Bahmer.

If L-J reads this from you, she may soon be changing into the black leather, spiked heels, whip and mask of her dominatrix persona.

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May 7, 2018 22:10:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
One never know does one. While the cats away the mice shall play as the old saying goes.
And no I am not a mouse so don't even go there.

If you say so, Mickey.

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May 8, 2018 08:56:55   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you say so, Mickey.


Great to have you back even if you brought your wit with you.

Welcome home.

Did the Sjt. Major survive being scared by your driving now that she can see?

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May 8, 2018 10:09:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Great to have you back even if you brought your wit with you.

Welcome home.

Did the Sjt. Major survive being scared by your driving now that she can see?

Not so much with the driving as with my changing appearance after years with her blurred vision. She may kick me to the curb.

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May 8, 2018 10:18:57   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not so much with the driving as with my changing appearance after years with her blurred vision. She may kick me to the curb.


Does she still wear glasses?
If so then smear a little grease on the lenses that should do it and you will look the same.

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May 8, 2018 10:28:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Does she still wear glasses?
If so then smear a little grease on the lenses that should do it and you will look the same.

I don't believe I've seen her wear glasses since her surgeries. However, I have noticed she doesn't face me directly much, either.

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May 8, 2018 10:52:14   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not so much with the driving as with my changing appearance after years with her blurred vision. She may kick me to the curb.


So you're aging more like milk than fine wine?

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