Slatten and Poppa go flying
Mar 4, 2018 16:29:57 #
Slat and Poppa were on a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack.
"Don`t Panic," cried Poppa heroically. "I`ll land this baby!"
Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at LaGuardia Airport, and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground. Just as the wheels touched the ground, Slat screamed, "Red lights!! Right in front of you!"
Immediately Poppa threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the brakes, bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights.
"Brother!" he puffed, wiping his brow. "That sure was a short runway!"
"Yeah," agreed Slat, looking side to side, "but look how WIDE it is."
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"Don`t Panic," cried Poppa heroically. "I`ll land this baby!"
Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at LaGuardia Airport, and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground. Just as the wheels touched the ground, Slat screamed, "Red lights!! Right in front of you!"
Immediately Poppa threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the brakes, bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights.
"Brother!" he puffed, wiping his brow. "That sure was a short runway!"
"Yeah," agreed Slat, looking side to side, "but look how WIDE it is."
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Mar 5, 2018 06:19:29 #
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Mar 5, 2018 12:40:58 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat and Poppa were on a small chartered airplane ... (show quote)
Excellent badbobby that really sounds like Slats and Poppa.
Mar 5, 2018 12:57:24 #
bahmer wrote:
Excellent badbobby that really sounds like Slats and Poppa.
Sounds like some DAMN good flying skills, all things considered.
Mar 5, 2018 13:42:15 #
Mar 5, 2018 13:44:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
That was so corny it was funny.
That's a stretch, Peewee.
BB's resorted to digging deep.
Mar 5, 2018 14:00:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
That's a stretch, Peewee.
BB's resorted to digging deep.
BB's resorted to digging deep.
guess I ruined the joke
when I inserted you two dastardly Marines
Mar 5, 2018 14:08:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
guess I ruined the joke
when I inserted you two dastardly Marines
when I inserted you two dastardly Marines
Actually, our being injected was the joke's saving grace.
Marines add quality to all they touch.
Mar 5, 2018 14:16:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
Actually, our being injected was the joke's saving grace.
Marines add quality to all they touch.
Marines add quality to all they touch.
blah--blah
Mar 5, 2018 14:36:39 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
That's a stretch, Peewee.
BB's resorted to digging deep.
BB's resorted to digging deep.
Hum, maybe not, ethanol is made from corn, maybe he took a big ole sip, did a double backflip, whoosh, white lightning.
Mar 5, 2018 16:23:58 #
badbobby wrote:
blah--blah
Only a Marine would try to land crossways on the runway.
I can see why they failed the Navy entrance exam after all.
You can't have those kinds of shenanigans going on in the middle of the ocean.
Mar 5, 2018 17:00:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Peewee wrote:
Hum, maybe not, ethanol is made from corn, maybe he took a big ole sip, did a double backflip, whoosh, white lightning.
That is both plausible and acceptable.
Mar 5, 2018 17:29:00 #
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