Slat ,Poppa and a bear
Feb 25, 2018 12:22:03 #
Poppa and Slatten are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. Slat gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
Poppa says, "What are you doing?"
Slat says, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."
Poppa says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."
Slat says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. Slat gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
Poppa says, "What are you doing?"
Slat says, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."
Poppa says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."
Slat says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
Feb 25, 2018 12:23:14 #
Feb 25, 2018 12:24:02 #
badbobby wrote:
Poppa and Slatten are out hiking. All of a sudden,... (show quote)
That's those crazy Marines for you alright.
Maybe they should challenge the bear to a poker game winner take all.
Feb 25, 2018 12:39:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Poppa and Slatten are out hiking. All of a sudden,... (show quote)
I couldn't bear to do that.
As Marine Brothers, Salty and I have each other's backs at all times. SEMPER FI 
Feb 25, 2018 12:55:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
That's those crazy Marines for you alright. img s... (show quote)
The bear would likely prove to be a more formidable opponent than BB has.
Feb 25, 2018 13:29:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
The bear would likely prove to be a more formidable opponent than BB has.
the question remains Slat
what was Poppa's response to the foot race?
Feb 25, 2018 17:33:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
the question remains Slat
what was Poppa's response to the foot race?
what was Poppa's response to the foot race?
Salty was unafraid, as...like Davy Crockett...he had killed him a bear when he was only three
Feb 25, 2018 17:41:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty was unafraid, as...like Davy Crockett...he had killed him a bear when he was only three
You dastardly Marines shure do tell tall tales don't you. I bet that you even believe those stories don't you. Even the story about beating badbobby at poker another figment of your imagination I'm sure.
Feb 25, 2018 18:51:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You dastardly Marines shure do tell tall tales don't you. I bet that you even believe those stories don't you. Even the story about beating badbobby at poker another figment of your imagination I'm sure.
You're sure
Alas...you would be wrong. 
Feb 26, 2018 10:21:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
You're sure Alas...you would be wrong.
Alas...you would be wrong. Badbobby would never lie he is as honest as they come just like an eagle scout.
Feb 26, 2018 10:32:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby would never lie he is as honest as they come just like an eagle scout.
Check PMs.
Feb 26, 2018 14:03:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty was unafraid, as...like Davy Crockett...he had killed him a bear when he was only three
er ah that would be 'bar'
wouldn't it?
Feb 26, 2018 14:53:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
er ah that would be 'bar'
wouldn't it?
wouldn't it?
You are correct, sir...but, I couldn't bring myself to upset AuntiE with incorrect spelling.
Feb 26, 2018 15:48:22 #
slatten49 wrote:
You are correct, sir...but, I couldn't bring myself to upset AuntiE with incorrect spelling.
YOu're just afraid of Mac the attack cat is all. Big brave Marines pffft.
Feb 26, 2018 17:03:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
YOu're just afraid of Mac the attack cat is all. Big brave Marines pffft.
Have you seen that photo of Mack The Cat sharpening his talons He gives cause for concern. 
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