Slat and Poppa and the bike
Feb 12, 2018 11:36:35 #
Slat and Poppa meet on campus one day.
Poppa notices thatSlat is on a shiny new racing bike.
He calls out to the Slat: "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies Slat, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike.
She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!'"
"Good choice," says Poppa, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Later these two guys became Marines--(dastardly ones)
Poppa notices thatSlat is on a shiny new racing bike.
He calls out to the Slat: "Hey -- nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies Slat, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young co-ed rides up on this bike.
She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have ANYTHING you want!!'"
"Good choice," says Poppa, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Later these two guys became Marines--(dastardly ones)
Feb 12, 2018 12:02:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slat and Poppa meet on campus one day. br br br... (show quote)
Look at the practical side of that transaction, BB. My gas expenses are nada.
And, I have The Sgt. Major at home.
Feb 12, 2018 12:11:04 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat and Poppa meet on campus one day. br br br... (show quote)
I see now how they failed the Navy entrance exam.
Really sad as they sound like such guys as well.
Oh well only a certain caliber of individual can pass that rigorous exam for sure.
To bad that the Marines have to settle for less.
Feb 12, 2018 12:23:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
I see now how they failed the Navy entrance exam.
Really sad as they sound like such guys as well.
Oh well only a certain caliber of individual can pass that rigorous exam for sure.
To bad that the Marines have to settle for less.
Really sad as they sound like such guys as well.
Oh well only a certain caliber of individual can pass that rigorous exam for sure.
To bad that the Marines have to settle for less.
Two things for you to remember, Bahmer:
'You reap what you sow,' and 'Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.'
Feb 12, 2018 12:41:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Two things for you to remember, Bahmer: br br '... (show quote)
There must be a lot of revenge going around because it sure is cold here in northern Illinois.
It was -10 this morning when I woke up.
Feb 12, 2018 13:10:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Two things for you to remember, Bahmer: br br '... (show quote)
I had Montezuma's revenge once, not pleasant.
Feb 12, 2018 13:30:09 #
moldyoldy wrote:
I had Montezuma's revenge once, not pleasant.
Slats is trying to defend his choice of becoming a Marine since he failed the Navy exam and then had to become a dastardly Marine.
To bad that he couldn't have become more saintly like badbobby and taken the high road in life.
Oh well some are just destined to be good like badbobby and his incredible sense of humor.
Feb 12, 2018 13:33:03 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Slats is trying to defend his choice of becoming a Marine since he failed the Navy exam and then had to become a dastardly Marine.
To bad that he couldn't have become more saintly like badbobby and taken the high road in life.
Oh well some are just destined to be good like badbobby and his incredible sense of humor.
To bad that he couldn't have become more saintly like badbobby and taken the high road in life.
Oh well some are just destined to be good like badbobby and his incredible sense of humor.
You, for sure, have definitely gone off the deep end, my friend. Seek professional help...BB can give you ample references.
Feb 12, 2018 13:34:07 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
There must be a lot of revenge going around because it sure is cold here in northern Illinois.
It was -10 this morning when I woke up.
It was -10 this morning when I woke up.
That is a good reason for staying in bed.
Feb 12, 2018 13:37:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
That is a good reason for staying in bed.
I remember marching around in Rantoul, Illinois, with face masks, watching our breath freeze.
Feb 12, 2018 13:57:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
Look at the practical side of that transaction, BB. My gas expenses are nada.
And, I have The Sgt. Major at home.
And, I have The Sgt. Major at home.
gotta give you them two
Feb 12, 2018 13:59:17 #
moldyoldy wrote:
I had Montezuma's revenge once, not pleasant.
that's nice moldy
glad to hear it
Feb 12, 2018 14:00:38 #
bahmer wrote:
Slats is trying to defend his choice of becoming a Marine since he failed the Navy exam and then had to become a dastardly Marine.
To bad that he couldn't have become more saintly like badbobby and taken the high road in life.
Oh well some are just destined to be good like badbobby and his incredible sense of humor.
To bad that he couldn't have become more saintly like badbobby and taken the high road in life.
Oh well some are just destined to be good like badbobby and his incredible sense of humor.
I couldn't agree more wholeheartedly
Feb 12, 2018 14:02:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
That is a good reason for staying in bed.
or maybe just wearing warmer clothes
if they fit you
that is
Feb 12, 2018 14:35:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
gotta give you them two
There is...after all, hope for you, BB.
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