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Dec 1, 2017 18:57:15   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?

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Dec 1, 2017 18:59:58   #
debeda
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)


I would do which ever I wanted

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Dec 1, 2017 19:12:08   #
boatbob2
 
new peanut butter and Red rasberry jam,is my choice,NO dillemma for me ~!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 1, 2017 19:15:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)

I would fix several grilled ham & cheese with tater tots...wash 'em down with a mug of ice cold beer.

Then, have a peanut butter'n jelly sammich and a glass of milk waiting for the wife when she arrived back home.

But, that's just me. I like a hot meal. And, fixing dinner for her gains bonus points

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Dec 1, 2017 19:23:52   #
EL Loc: Massachusetts
 
slatten49 wrote:
I would fix several grilled ham & cheese with tater tots...wash 'em down with a mug of ice cold beer.

Then, have a peanut butter'n jelly sammich and a glass of milk waiting for the wife when she arrived back home.

But, that's just me. I like a hot meal.
I would fix several grilled ham & cheese with ... (show quote)


I'm gonna go eat something.

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Dec 1, 2017 19:26:45   #
working class stiff Loc: N. Carolina
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)


Depends on how miserable your wife can make you. Me? No question....finish all the older stuff. I know who butters the other side of my bread. Happy wife, happy life....


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Dec 1, 2017 19:27:09   #
JimMe
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)




I would use the grape jelly and 4 slices of old bread, and leave the empty jars out, and the used knife would be left uncleaned in the sink, so my wife can see everything is normal...

For those of my fellow husbands who would "do whatever they want" or "use the new items", my deepest condolences... And I say "my fellow husbands" because the scenario admits the choices represent a "dilemma", and a single man would not have the scenario be a "dilemma"...

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Dec 1, 2017 20:22:09   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)


Since you know your wife, it would depend on when you would want your funeral service.

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Dec 1, 2017 22:47:06   #
debeda
 
JimMe wrote:
I would use the grape jelly and 4 slices of old bread, and leave the empty jars out, and the used knife would be left uncleaned in the sink, so my wife can see everything is normal...

For those of my fellow husbands who would "do whatever they want" or "use the new items", my deepest condolences... And I say "my fellow husbands" because the scenario admits the choices represent a "dilemma", and a single man would not have the scenario be a "dilemma"...
I would use the grape jelly and 4 slices of old br... (show quote)



Yeah I threw a spoiler in there. I'm a woman ☺☺☺

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Dec 2, 2017 00:29:01   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)


I would make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the grandkids, using up what was opened first. Then I would broil a steak for myself and have a cold Dos Equis with it. Silly Archie, peanut butter is for kids.

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Dec 2, 2017 00:36:26   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
pafret wrote:
I would make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the grandkids, using up what was opened first. Then I would broil a steak for myself and have a cold Dos Equis with it. Silly Archie, peanut butter is for kids.


Well, Arch is just a big kid at times, so lay off.

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Dec 2, 2017 05:02:04   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
archie bunker wrote:
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so I have a jar of peanut butter with about 2 sandwiches worth in it, as well as the Welches grape jelly jar in the fridge. There is a partial loaf of bread with 4 slices left in the pantry also.

Here is my dilemma. There is also a brand new jar of peanut butter, and red red raspberry preserves in the pantry. As well as a new loaf of bread.

My wife isn't home...........

What would you do?
I want a peanut butter, and jelly sandwich. Ok, so... (show quote)


Go for it, have the ones not opened!! You only live once!! Got to be opened sometime, right?

Own it baby!!! :🙃😂

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Dec 2, 2017 08:23:30   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Go for it, have the ones not opened!! You only live once!! Got to be opened sometime, right?

Own it baby!!! :🙃😂


I found the perfect solution. I used the older stuff to make a sandwich and a half for the horse. Mrs. B. claims that grape jelly is his favorite anyway. Then I threw the remaining bread out front for the birds, and rabbits.
I had me a pb&j sammich with brand new ingredients, and no guilt!😆
The only thing I did that might get me a sideways look was rinse out the jelly jar, and put it in the dishwasher to be used later. (I know not what for) A habit of mine that bugs the Mrs. for some reason.😉

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Dec 2, 2017 08:46:44   #
CD
 
I would use the old stuff to get rid of it. My husband would use what ever he wanted. Not really a problem in my house.

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Dec 2, 2017 09:30:22   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
I believe there is a hidden message here. That being the case I would take the raspberry jam to the No-Tell Motel and ravish it with all the pleasure that the short stay provides.

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