Help me out here, very confused.
Nov 22, 2017 21:11:04 #
Loki wrote:
Why no. I am just turning over a new leaf to see if it works. You know, peace and love and flowers and balloons.
And Tofu. Lots of tofu.
And Tofu. Lots of tofu.
Careful Loki. You are starting to sound an awful lot like a lesbian.
(Being gay, I am allowed to say that. I think)
Nov 22, 2017 21:13:32 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Careful Loki. You are starting to sound an awful l... (show quote)
Is it ok for us to call you gay ?
I've been warned that using my favorite homophobic epithets will now get me court marshalled.
Nov 22, 2017 21:13:43 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Careful Loki. You are starting to sound an awful l... (show quote)
You may be safe. I don't think the thought police have located this forum...yet.
Nov 22, 2017 21:16:08 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
True conservative American women appreciate a gentleman.
Leftist females like girlie men.
Leftist females like girlie men.
The liberal land: "Where the men are... er.....umm... hmpf - well, the women are, anyway."
Nov 22, 2017 21:17:48 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I hope it isn't a completely new leaf. I kinda' liked the old Loki the way he wuz, and a pox on widdle kemmie poo.
Now be nice. I'm making a nice tofu burger. Blue tofu so it won't offend any Democrats.
Nov 22, 2017 21:18:07 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
Is it ok for us to call you gay ?
I've been warned that using my favorite homophobic epithets will now get me court marshalled.
I've been warned that using my favorite homophobic epithets will now get me court marshalled.
Fudge packer?
Nov 22, 2017 21:19:23 #
PaulPisces wrote:
Careful Loki. You are starting to sound an awful l... (show quote)
Are you referring to my sisters who prefer the company of their own sex? They don't eat tofu. They munch other things.
Bless their hearts.
Nov 22, 2017 21:20:19 #
Loki wrote:
Now be nice. I'm making a nice tofu burger. Blue tofu so it won't offend any Democrats.
Well, OK, but go easy on those tofu's. We don't want you to be overcome with too much kindness, compassion, and generosity.
Nov 22, 2017 21:22:24 #
AmericanTexan wrote:
Would I be guilty of telling a woman she looks nic... (show quote)
You never did tell us what her reply was.
Nov 22, 2017 21:23:02 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, OK, but go easy on those tofu's. We don't want you to be overcome with too much kindness, compassion, and generosity.
Perish forbid. Heavens to Betsy. Oh PEANUT BRITTLE!
Oh, dear. I said "heavens." I would like to assure all of my atheistic friends that I meant that in a totally secular way.
I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Nov 22, 2017 21:25:27 #
Loki wrote:
Why no. I am just turning over a new leaf to see if it works. You know, peace and love and flowers and balloons.
And Tofu. Lots of tofu.
And Tofu. Lots of tofu.
I like the old Loki a lot better. Don't care for Tofu. It's not American.
Nov 22, 2017 21:26:58 #
Loki wrote:
Perish forbid. Heavens to Betsy. Oh PEANUT BRITTLE!
Oh, dear. I said "heavens." I would like to assure all of my atheistic friends that I meant that in a totally secular way.
I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Oh, dear. I said "heavens." I would like to assure all of my atheistic friends that I meant that in a totally secular way.
I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Yeah? Well, I believe in the tooth fairy - and it's not a gay dentist.
Nov 22, 2017 21:28:19 #
Loki wrote:
Perish forbid. Heavens to Betsy. Oh PEANUT BRITTLE!
Oh, dear. I said "heavens." I would like to assure all of my atheistic friends that I meant that in a totally secular way.
I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Oh, dear. I said "heavens." I would like to assure all of my atheistic friends that I meant that in a totally secular way.
I wouldn't want to offend anyone.
Oh, we know you would never, ever intentionally offend anyone, especially those with such tender souls. Perhaps I should have spelled it 'sowls' so as to not offend anyone myself.
Nov 22, 2017 21:35:57 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oh, we know you would never, ever intentionally offend anyone, especially those with such tender souls. Perhaps I should have spelled it 'sowls' so as to not offend anyone myself.
You may have inadvertently offended owls. It's so hard to keep track of what offends who these days.
Nov 22, 2017 21:47:04 #
Loki wrote:
You may have inadvertently offended owls. It's so hard to keep track of what offends who these days.
My goodness, gracious, I certainly hope not. I certainly don't want to incur their wrath. I don't even want to speculate on the type of penance they might extract from me. but then again, do you think it possible they wouldn't give a hoot?
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