badbobby wrote:
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy goes to the veterinary"
I shall now pick on another favorite of mine
Kankune sat at the breakfast table with her husband,listening to the news.
Then"Breaking News"was announced
"A blizzard will hit our city in the next 10 hours.We expect 8 to 10 inches of snow.
Please park your car on the left hand side of the street,so our snow plows can clear lanes for traffic"
Kan immediately rushed out and parked her car on the left side of the street.
Two weeks later another breakfast and another "Breaking News"
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow,please park your cars on the right side of the street,so our snow-plows can clear a lane for traffic"
Kan immediately runs out and parks her car on the right side of the street.
3 weeks later
"Breaking News"
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow.Please park your cars on the---
just then the power fails
Kan says"Oh,my gosh,what am I gonna do?
I don't know which side of the street to park on!!
Kan's husband then said "why not just leave it in the garage ,this time?
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy ... (
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