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Oct 11, 2017 14:45:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy goes to the veterinary"
I shall now pick on another favorite of mine

Kankune sat at the breakfast table with her husband,listening to the news.
Then"Breaking News"was announced
"A blizzard will hit our city in the next 10 hours.We expect 8 to 10 inches of snow.
Please park your car on the left hand side of the street,so our snow plows can clear lanes for traffic"
Kan immediately rushed out and parked her car on the left side of the street.
Two weeks later another breakfast and another "Breaking News"
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow,please park your cars on the right side of the street,so our snow-plows can clear a lane for traffic"
Kan immediately runs out and parks her car on the right side of the street.

3 weeks later
"Breaking News"
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow.Please park your cars on the---
just then the power fails
Kan says"Oh,my gosh,what am I gonna do?
I don't know which side of the street to park on!!
Kan's husband then said "why not just leave it in the garage ,this time?

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Oct 11, 2017 14:49:30   #
Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD
 
badbobby wrote:
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy goes to the veterinary"
I shall now pick on another favorite of mine

Kankune sat at the breakfast table with her husband,listening to the news.
Then"Breaking News"was announced
"A blizzard will hit our city in the next 10 hours.We expect 8 to 10 inches of snow.
Please park your car on the left hand side of the street,so our snow plows can clear lanes for traffic"
Kan immediately rushed out and parked her car on the left side of the street.
Two weeks later another breakfast and another "Breaking News"
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow,please park your cars on the right side of the street,so our snow-plows can clear a lane for traffic"
Kan immediately runs out and parks her car on the right side of the street.

3 weeks later
"Breaking News"
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow.Please park your cars on the---
just then the power fails
Kan says"Oh,my gosh,what am I gonna do?
I don't know which side of the street to park on!!
Kan's husband then said "why not just leave it in the garage ,this time?
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy ... (show quote)


Depends one whether K knows where you live...

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Oct 11, 2017 15:02:15   #
moldyoldy
 
You are living dangerously today.

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Oct 11, 2017 15:32:16   #
sisboombaa
 
badbobby wrote:
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy goes to the veterinary"
I shall now pick on another favorite of mine

Kankune sat at the breakfast table with her husband,listening to the news.
Then"Breaking News"was announced
"A blizzard will hit our city in the next 10 hours.We expect 8 to 10 inches of snow.
Please park your car on the left hand side of the street,so our snow plows can clear lanes for traffic"
Kan immediately rushed out and parked her car on the left side of the street.
Two weeks later another breakfast and another "Breaking News"
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow,please park your cars on the right side of the street,so our snow-plows can clear a lane for traffic"
Kan immediately runs out and parks her car on the right side of the street.

3 weeks later
"Breaking News"
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow.Please park your cars on the---
just then the power fails
Kan says"Oh,my gosh,what am I gonna do?
I don't know which side of the street to park on!!
Kan's husband then said "why not just leave it in the garage ,this time?
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy ... (show quote)


Badbobby, I busted out laughing because I have lived it with my late wife many years ago. May God rest her soul. God bless you too.

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Oct 11, 2017 15:56:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy goes to the veterinary"
I shall now pick on another favorite of mine

Kankune sat at the breakfast table with her husband,listening to the news.
Then"Breaking News"was announced
"A blizzard will hit our city in the next 10 hours.We expect 8 to 10 inches of snow.
Please park your car on the left hand side of the street,so our snow plows can clear lanes for traffic"
Kan immediately rushed out and parked her car on the left side of the street.
Two weeks later another breakfast and another "Breaking News"
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow,please park your cars on the right side of the street,so our snow-plows can clear a lane for traffic"
Kan immediately runs out and parks her car on the right side of the street.

3 weeks later
"Breaking News"
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow.Please park your cars on the---
just then the power fails
Kan says"Oh,my gosh,what am I gonna do?
I don't know which side of the street to park on!!
Kan's husband then said "why not just leave it in the garage ,this time?
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy ... (show quote)

Quite the charmer and lady's man, aren't you, BB

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Oct 11, 2017 16:52:24   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
badbobby wrote:
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy goes to the veterinary"
I shall now pick on another favorite of mine

Kankune sat at the breakfast table with her husband,listening to the news.
Then"Breaking News"was announced
"A blizzard will hit our city in the next 10 hours.We expect 8 to 10 inches of snow.
Please park your car on the left hand side of the street,so our snow plows can clear lanes for traffic"
Kan immediately rushed out and parked her car on the left side of the street.
Two weeks later another breakfast and another "Breaking News"
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow,please park your cars on the right side of the street,so our snow-plows can clear a lane for traffic"
Kan immediately runs out and parks her car on the right side of the street.

3 weeks later
"Breaking News"
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow.Please park your cars on the---
just then the power fails
Kan says"Oh,my gosh,what am I gonna do?
I don't know which side of the street to park on!!
Kan's husband then said "why not just leave it in the garage ,this time?
Since I escaped with my life with "Linda Joy ... (show quote)


And be in violation of a city order? No thanks. Due to the drought in my State, my county issued a burn ban..............and I'm getting tired of eating cold meals.

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Oct 11, 2017 17:11:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Quite the charmer and lady's man, aren't you, BB


I do try to be Slat

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Oct 11, 2017 17:12:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
Badbobby, I busted out laughing because I have lived it with my late wife many years ago. May God rest her soul. God bless you too.


Thank you sis
and God bless you

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Oct 11, 2017 17:13:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Quakerwidow wrote:
Depends one whether K knows where you live...


she don't

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Oct 11, 2017 17:15:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
You are living dangerously today.


the gals love the recognition moldy


I hope so anyhow

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Oct 11, 2017 17:16:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I do try to be Slat

I'll hazard a guess that you're failing....miserably.


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Oct 11, 2017 17:25:00   #
2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland
 
Hey BB, dont let the nay sayers sway you. Its all in good humour and fun and there is nothing derogitory about them at all. Hell, I have joked about myself so often here at the house that Im nopt sure anyone could actually do better. Besides these two beautiful LADIES more likely than not can give it and take it just as well. Both Linda nd Kankune are a couple of my favorite people here thats for sure!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA! HMMMM I think?
Semper Fi



badbobby wrote:
the gals love the recognition moldy


I hope so anyhow



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Oct 11, 2017 17:43:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'll hazard a guess that you're failing....miserably.



maybe so Slat
but I'm gonna keep tryin

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Oct 11, 2017 17:45:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
2bltap wrote:
Hey BB, dont let the nay sayers sway you. Its all in good humour and fun and there is nothing derogitory about them at all. Hell, I have joked about myself so often here at the house that Im nopt sure anyone could actually do better. Besides these two beautiful LADIES more likely than not can give it and take it just as well. Both Linda nd Kankune are a couple of my favorite people here thats for sure!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA! HMMMM I think?
Semper Fi





Hey BB, dont let the nay sayers sway you. Its all... (show quote)


thanks
both lovely ladies are good sports
and neither would purposely hurt any one

At least I'm depending on that


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Oct 11, 2017 17:52:50   #
moldyoldy
 
slatten49 wrote:
Quite the charmer and lady's man, aren't you, BB

Bad Bobby
Bad Bobby...

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