slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby, PoppaGringo, Slatten49, Loki and AuntiE had an argument, with the four men siding against the indomitable woman.
The Head-Hen-In-Charge prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it."
A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said AuntiE. "It's a sign from above."
The four male posters dissented, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.
"Dear Lord," she once again prayed, "I need a bigger sign."
This time a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree.
"See! I told you I was right," the schoolmarm said.
But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn't be explained by natural causes.
"Help me, Lord," AuntiE implored.
And a deep voice came from the heavens: "SSSHHHEEE'S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!"
AuntiE turned to the men and asked, "Well?"
"Okay, okay," they said. "But it's still four against two."
BadBobby, PoppaGringo, Slatten49, Loki and AuntiE ... (
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thanks for that joke. I brought a smile and laugh from me.