AuntiE Has P-O-W-E-R-S
Aug 17, 2017 15:42:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby, PoppaGringo, Slatten49, Loki and AuntiE had an argument, with the four men siding against the indomitable woman.
The Head-Hen-In-Charge prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it."
A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said AuntiE. "It's a sign from above."
The four male posters dissented, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.
"Dear Lord," she once again prayed, "I need a bigger sign."
This time a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree.
"See! I told you I was right," the schoolmarm said.
But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn't be explained by natural causes.
"Help me, Lord," AuntiE implored.
And a deep voice came from the heavens: "SSSHHHEEE'S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!"
AuntiE turned to the men and asked, "Well?"
"Okay, okay," they said. "But it's still four against two."
The Head-Hen-In-Charge prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it."
A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said AuntiE. "It's a sign from above."
The four male posters dissented, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.
"Dear Lord," she once again prayed, "I need a bigger sign."
This time a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree.
"See! I told you I was right," the schoolmarm said.
But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn't be explained by natural causes.
"Help me, Lord," AuntiE implored.
And a deep voice came from the heavens: "SSSHHHEEE'S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!"
AuntiE turned to the men and asked, "Well?"
"Okay, okay," they said. "But it's still four against two."
Aug 17, 2017 15:47:33 #
Aug 17, 2017 15:49:00 #
Aug 17, 2017 18:09:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby, PoppaGringo, Slatten49, Loki and AuntiE ... (show quote)
I wanna know why I was on the losing side
I learned quickly that Auntie is always correct!
Aug 17, 2017 18:20:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I wanna know why I was on the losing side
I learned quickly that Auntie is always correct!
I learned quickly that Auntie is always correct!
Word was that Captain BadBobby always went down with any ship in distress...why not this one
Oh, BTW, I told AuntiE you were our ringleader.
Aug 17, 2017 19:12:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
Word was that Captain BadBobby always went down with any ship in distress...why not this one
Oh, BTW, I told AuntiE you were our ringleader.
Oh, BTW, I told AuntiE you were our ringleader.
and in true Jarhead tradition
you call me your friend
durn Marine
you have now put my very life at risk
Aug 17, 2017 19:53:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
and in true Jarhead tradition
you call me your friend
durn Marine
you have now put my very life at risk
you call me your friend
durn Marine
you have now put my very life at risk
I'm sure you're at least safe 'til your birthday, ole buddy
After that, all bets are off with AuntiE looming ahead. 
Now that I think about it, she'll probably grant you a pass 'til after your anniversary.
Aug 17, 2017 21:13:30 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm sure you're at least safe 'til your birthday, ... (show quote)
The anniversary of his birth or his wife's misery?
Aug 17, 2017 21:52:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
The anniversary of his birth or his wife's misery?
Dang, Salty, it's useless to be tactical/diplomatic with a hard-nosed Marine such as you around.
You make me proud.
Aug 18, 2017 07:41:12 #
Aug 18, 2017 12:15:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm sure you're at least safe 'til your birthday, ... (show quote)
the anniversary is before the birthday
Aug 18, 2017 12:17:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
Dang, Salty, it's useless to be tactical/diplomatic with a hard-nosed Marine such as you around.
You make me proud.
You make me proud.
you surely meant pointy headed Marine
admit it,it will make you feel better
Aug 18, 2017 12:19:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
the anniversary is before the birthday
If you're lucky, the Head-Hen-In-Charge will grant you a reprieve until both have past.
Of course, I want you around as long as possible. As Senior Squid of the OPP, you serve as a perfect foil for Marines...the "Men's Department of The Navy." Aug 18, 2017 12:21:22 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
The anniversary of his birth or his wife's misery?
Lol ,As usual the dastardly Marine is confued
Ones date of birth is his(hers)birthday
An anniversary is the date of one's marriage(or meeting ,or tryst,or whatever)
I know that is hard for you to understand Papi
but do try anyhow
Aug 18, 2017 12:21:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you surely meant pointy headed Marine
admit it,it will make you feel better
admit it,it will make you feel better
Unlike many pointy-headed intellectuals, perhaps, Salty is a hard-nosed intellectual Marine...head and shoulders above the others
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