An Irishman Gets Pulled Over By the Cops
Aug 2, 2017 10:43:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty needs protection all right...from the ladies in the bar.
He remains a chick magnet. 
He remains a chick magnet. maybe it would be better if he were a woman magnet
instead of a chicken magnet
cluck cluck!!
but he's a Marine
Aug 2, 2017 10:45:47 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
They do exhibit good judgment.
yep them chickens just naturally peck s--t
Aug 2, 2017 11:58:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
yep them chickens just naturally peck s--t
How are you still living, if that were the case
They'd have pecked you to death. 
Aug 2, 2017 15:32:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
How are you still living, if that were the case They'd have pecked you to death.
They'd have pecked you to death. cause chickens only peck Marines
Aug 2, 2017 15:45:46 #
Aug 2, 2017 15:59:26 #
Aug 2, 2017 16:19:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I only want to enlighten you Slat
When will you begin
Aug 2, 2017 18:35:14 #
badbobby wrote:
cause chickens only peck Marines
It has been said that Swabbies have another use for chickens other than that which they are normally used for. ¿Es todavía verdad?
Aug 2, 2017 18:40:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
It has been said that Swabbies have another use for chickens other than that which they are normally used for. ¿Es todavía verdad?
I'm expecting a plea of the 5th Amendment from our Senior Swabbie.
BB's nickname while in the Navy was 'Rooster.' Aug 2, 2017 18:41:41 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
It has been said that Swabbies have another use for chickens other than that which they are normally used for. ¿Es todavía verdad?
es Marine BS
Aug 2, 2017 18:42:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
It has been said that Swabbies have another use for chickens other than that which they are normally used for. ¿Es todavía verdad?
Marines say that I guess
means squat
Aug 2, 2017 18:43:47 #
slatten49 wrote:
When will you begin
been tryin now for a while
bout to give it up though
you are hopeless
Aug 2, 2017 18:46:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
been tryin now for a while
bout to give it up though
you are hopeless
bout to give it up though
you are hopeless
You're two up on me, BB, as you are hopeless, helpless and hapless.
Aug 2, 2017 18:47:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm expecting a plea of the 5th Amendment from our Senior Swabbie.
BB's nickname while in the Navy was 'Rooster.'
BB's nickname while in the Navy was 'Rooster.'
The grapevine had him known as the 'Booster Rooster'.
Aug 2, 2017 20:11:39 #
badbobby wrote:
no problemo Papi
The Sgt Major just shuts her eyes
when in danger of seeing him
The Sgt Major just shuts her eyes
when in danger of seeing him
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I’m fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and suddenly my eye was filled with bird droppings”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird droppings.”
“It was my first day with the hook.”
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