An Irishman Gets Pulled Over By the Cops
Jul 30, 2017 09:57:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening".
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening".
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Jul 30, 2017 10:31:51 #
Jul 30, 2017 12:47:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving h... (show quote)
You had better hope the Sgt. Major doesn't see this.
Jul 30, 2017 13:31:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
You had better hope the Sgt. Major doesn't see this.
She's spending time with her sister.
Jul 31, 2017 13:14:34 #
This is a true story -
When my son was in college, he had a roommate from India.
Annan came from a wealthy family, so they bought him a sporty car.
He was speeding and got stopped by a policeman.
The policeman said to him, "That's a pretty hot car you have there."
Annan answered, "Thank you, I think so too."
He got a ticket.
When my son was in college, he had a roommate from India.
Annan came from a wealthy family, so they bought him a sporty car.
He was speeding and got stopped by a policeman.
The policeman said to him, "That's a pretty hot car you have there."
Annan answered, "Thank you, I think so too."
He got a ticket.
Jul 31, 2017 16:15:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
She's spending time with her sister.
I'm sure it's a welcome respite from wasting time with you
Jul 31, 2017 16:17:27 #
BearK wrote:
This is a true story -
When my son was in college, he had a roommate from India.
Annan came from a wealthy family, so they bought him a sporty car.
He was speeding and got stopped by a policeman.
The policeman said to him, "That's a pretty hot car you have there."
Annan answered, "Thank you, I think so too."
He got a ticket.
When my son was in college, he had a roommate from India.
Annan came from a wealthy family, so they bought him a sporty car.
He was speeding and got stopped by a policeman.
The policeman said to him, "That's a pretty hot car you have there."
Annan answered, "Thank you, I think so too."
He got a ticket.
hey Bear
glad you answered our OPP gormay
hope you are feelin lots better
Jul 31, 2017 16:19:21 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You had better hope the Sgt. Major doesn't see this.
no problemo Papi
The Sgt Major just shuts her eyes
when in danger of seeing him
Jul 31, 2017 17:32:55 #
badbobby wrote:
no problemo Papi
The Sgt Major just shuts her eyes
when in danger of seeing him
The Sgt Major just shuts her eyes
when in danger of seeing him
Well, that is, of course, preferable to going blind from having to look at a Swabbie.
Jul 31, 2017 17:37:22 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, that is, of course, preferable to going blind from having to look at a Swabbie.
do you still feel that you must take up for the junior Jarhead??
Oh yeah.I agree he can use the help
such as it is
Jul 31, 2017 17:42:42 #
badbobby wrote:
do you still feel that you must take up for the junior Jarhead??
Oh yeah.I agree he can use the help
such as it is
Oh yeah.I agree he can use the help
such as it is
Boot is more than capable of caring for himself, as are all Marines, but it is a known fact that other Marines will always have their backs covered.
Jul 31, 2017 18:00:27 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Boot is more than capable of caring for himself, as are all Marines, but it is a known fact that other Marines will always have their backs covered.
prolly way back
Jul 31, 2017 22:14:33 #
Jul 31, 2017 23:37:59 #
badbobby wrote:
prolly way back
Yep, all the way back to Tun's Tavern.
Aug 1, 2017 06:46:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, all the way back to Tun's Tavern.
Let's drink to that, Salty...BB will be having Jack.
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