Spagetti
Jul 20, 2017 10:00:10 #
For several years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman
Then one night she confided in him that she was pregnant
Not wanting to ruin his marriage,he told her he would pay her a large amount of money
if she would return to Italy and have the child
Furthermore he would provide child support until the child was 18
The lady agreed,but then asked how he would know when the child was born
To keep it discreet,he told her to send him a post card with the message"spagetti"
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin
About 9 months later,he came home to find his wife confused
She said'Honey ,you got the strangest post card in the mail today"
The man just said, "Okay,give it to me and I will explain later
The wife gave him the card and watched in amazement as her husband turned a sickly green and fainted
On the post card was this message
Spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti
three with meatballs
two without
need more sauce!!!
Then one night she confided in him that she was pregnant
Not wanting to ruin his marriage,he told her he would pay her a large amount of money
if she would return to Italy and have the child
Furthermore he would provide child support until the child was 18
The lady agreed,but then asked how he would know when the child was born
To keep it discreet,he told her to send him a post card with the message"spagetti"
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin
About 9 months later,he came home to find his wife confused
She said'Honey ,you got the strangest post card in the mail today"
The man just said, "Okay,give it to me and I will explain later
The wife gave him the card and watched in amazement as her husband turned a sickly green and fainted
On the post card was this message
Spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti,spagetti
three with meatballs
two without
need more sauce!!!
Jul 20, 2017 10:43:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
For several years a man was having an affair with ... (show quote)
Is 'spagetti' code for spaghetti?
A graduate of Anapolis, perhaps
Jul 20, 2017 13:33:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
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why are you so cruel to the only admirer you have on OPP???
I spelled it the way I received it
so there!!!
Jul 20, 2017 14:00:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
why are you so cruel to the only admirer you have on OPP???
I spelled it the way I received it
so there!!!
I spelled it the way I received it
so there!!!
Really, you admire me
I'm sorry and so ashamed, BB.
Your being a Squid elicits an automatic Jarhead reaction. I'll strive to do better...but, no promises. (You received the story from another Squid, right
) Jul 20, 2017 14:04:49 #
slatten49 wrote:
Really, you admire me img src="https://static.one... (show quote)
yes Slat
I know that cynicism was instilled into your very being while in Jarhead boot camp
but you've been out awhile
you should have managed to shrug off just a little bit of Jarhead BS by now
Jul 20, 2017 14:07:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
Really, you admire me img src="https://static.one... (show quote)
nope
from my buddy,a Marine
Jul 20, 2017 14:08:25 #
slatten49 wrote:
Really, you admire me img src="https://static.one... (show quote)
mayhaps
I went overboard on the admire you stuff???
Jul 20, 2017 14:10:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps
I went overboard on the admire you stuff???
I went overboard on the admire you stuff???
A-ha
, just as I thought You are forgiven.
Jul 21, 2017 06:47:28 #
What would you two boys do if you didn't have each other to pick on!
Back yard squabbles, but let an outsider start picking on just one of you -
You team up, and there it goes - World War III.
It's fun to follow you, don't change.
Back yard squabbles, but let an outsider start picking on just one of you -
You team up, and there it goes - World War III.
It's fun to follow you, don't change.
Jul 21, 2017 06:53:47 #
Jul 21, 2017 10:48:27 #
BearK wrote:
What would you two boys do if you didn't have each other to pick on!
Back yard squabbles, but let an outsider start picking on just one of you -
You team up, and there it goes - World War III.
It's fun to follow you, don't change.
Back yard squabbles, but let an outsider start picking on just one of you -
You team up, and there it goes - World War III.
It's fun to follow you, don't change.
all true Bear
but he is so easy
Jul 21, 2017 10:52:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
all true Bear
but he is so easy
but he is so easy
It's not pretty being easy.
Jul 21, 2017 11:03:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
It's not pretty being easy.
it ain't easy being pretty
how do you manage?
Jul 21, 2017 11:21:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
it ain't easy being pretty
how do you manage?
how do you manage?
Marine Corps training.
Jul 21, 2017 12:17:11 #
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