Loki wrote:
Donkey Shine for the inquiry. (As you know, donkey shine is German for thank you.
Back is doing better, so I cracked my kneecap the first week of May to make up the difference. Bike wreck.
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I'll let this be my PM.
Yea, I caught the "donkey shine." I'll admit, too, at first, thinking you were referring to my politics. A rather good come-back on your part! I thought it was rather cute, too. LOL!
Man, oh man! Cracked your kneecap! You're a real glutton for punishment, huh?
I am envious that you have a bike to wreak. My misses won't allow me to be anywhere close to one. I thought I'd get one when I retired, back in '09. I found out real fast that that dream wasn't becoming reality. She said, "You have a Wrangler. That's as close to a motorcycle and riding with the wind in your face as you're getting with your back."
What's funny was, prior to that, she said that IF my orthopedic surgeon okayed it, that I could get a bike. Well, not only did he okay it, he wrote out an Rx for one for me! All that did was totally piss her off! Both, the doctor, and I, got an earful! She went off on us, telling the doctor that he'd be monetarily responsible should I wreak and get injured or killed. No matter, he and I still laughed until we were crying. But, I never did get my Indian, either. I even said I'd settle for one of those 3-wheeler bikes. No way, Jose! So, I suppose she won the war on that front.
Anyway, back to my story. I believe you remember I had both of my hips replaced back in '15. First, was the left one in July, then, the right one in November. Well, the right one never gave me the first lick of a problem. But, the left one continued to hurt and the pain worse. After several months of
PT and injections, the doctor said that the issue in my left hip was that the soft tissue (muscle, fat, tendons and ligaments) were ossifying, or turning into bone and pressing on a nerve. He thought the process would take about a year or two to complete and he'd go in and remove it all. He didn't want to remove it sooner as he said that it would simply grow back with a vengeance.
Well, two weeks ago, I went to see him about getting the "new" bone removed. X-rays were taken to see how much "bone" was there. He read the X-rays and immediately said that I needed to see one of his partners. That very afternoon, his partner said that the "bone" had grown so big that, should it be removed, my hip would be so unstable that It could fall out of joint, at any moment, without any warning and by doing any kind of movement; i.e., walking, sitting, standing, or even lying down or getting up. All because so much of the tissue that holds the joint in place would need to be removed to insure all of the "new bone" was removed.
I asked them, both, what they'd do if it were their hips. Both said that they'd, "... live with it as the risk was too great to remove it and be safe." So much for hoping to get off taking as much/many pain meds as i currently take.
I asked them what are the chances of someone's soft tissue ossifying after total hip replacement. They said less than 1%. They went on to say that, generally, with dual hip replacements, both hips ossify if one does. Seldom does only one hip, out of two replacements, ossify. Even more seldom does ossification occur that is of the magnitude mine is. Hence, the decision to not do surgery.
Ain't I the trend setter? Now, I can claim to be an "old fossil" and be truthful! Maybe, I need to change my handle from "Alabuck" to "Living with it."
Hope you recover quickly from your knee mishap, Loki.
Take care,
AB