Retired669

THE REPUBLICAN PUPPY

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.

He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."

The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Bush. Would you like a puppy? They're Republicans."

Bush declines and jogs onward. The next day Bush jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Republicans."

The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but they're not Republicans any more. They're Democrats now."

Bush says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Republicans at first to begin with?"

She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Republicans, but now their eyes are open."

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USpatriot77 Loc: USA

OOOOWWWW!! That wasn't very nice! Is that "progressiveness" I smell?

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oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

You have done some word twisting since I last saw this one. It was Democrats who had their eyes open when I saw it then.

Retired669

AND THE DEMOCRATS STILL HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN....Roy

:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:....You guys...Not so much!

SchoonerPete

I guess you can still have your eyes open when your head is buried deep in the sand. No wonder the Democrats are so far out of touch with America. That sand will do it every time.

USpatriot77 Loc: USA

Only because the "dems" have their heads buried in Hillary's "cat box"!!

Ghost Loc: The 1st state to ever secede

Or to put it less delicately is the dems and their progressive lackeys have willfully sewn their eyes and closed you have the perfect case of progressive cognitive dissonance.

The only thing they don't close is their big arrogant mouths. All talk and no substance.