Did you hear about the 2 punkin growers from the bootheel in Misery? They were twin brothers.
They planted a yuge punkin patch right by the new interstate highway.

One of the brother's name was Cy his brother's name was Ty.
One day when it was harvest time a rich dude was drivin by in his brand new BMW. Just before dusky dark as he approached the yuge punkin patch a bad case of diarrhea hit him. He noticed the yuge punkin patch so he pulled over and run to the back side of the yuge punkin patch, took out his knife, cut the top off the yuge punkin, scooped all the insides of the yuge punkin and pulled down his pants as fast as he could and he went and sat on the yuge punkin and let'er loose.

Well, the next day Cy and Ty harvested the rest of this yuge punkin patch. The rich city slicker stayed in town for a few days and needed a hair cut. He went to the only barbershop in Festus, Misery. He and the barber hit it off real good and they were exchanin yarns when Ty walked into the barbershop to get his yearly haircut. After Ty walked in and sat down and exchanged pleasantries, the rich guy began to tell his story about what happen several days ago at this yuge punkin patch about how he had to take a s##t in this punkin. The barber and the rich guy busted a gut a laughin about what had happened.






Ty got up and walked real slow over to the phone. He turned the crank and asked the operator to connect him with Cy his twin brother. Cy heard the phone ring so he walks over picks up the receiver and says Helloo, On the other end a voice says Cy this is TY, I told you thar was s##t in that punkin pie.