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Do any of Y'all like Pumpkins?LOL!!!!
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Apr 24, 2017 20:22:06   #
atomikmom Loc: Burien, Washington
 
Every Year i plant Pumpkin's, for the Community where i live in Burien, Washington. It's Fun!!!! I plant the Baby Jack's, regular sized Jacks, and Humungus Jumbo' Jacks. The Size of an 18 wheeler Semi-Truck Tire, and School Bus Tires, LOL!!!! I plant them they pick them. Next month is when i start planting. I hand them out to the Little People who come down my street with their family. The rest of them i give out to the Folks in my Building and my neighborhood. I can hardly Wait!!!! LOL!!!!.

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Do the Gobblin!!!! Thing!!!!!

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Apr 25, 2017 11:43:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
atomikmom wrote:
Every Year i plant Pumpkin's, for the Community where i live in Burien, Washington. It's Fun!!!! I plant the Baby Jack's, regular sized Jacks, and Humungus Jumbo' Jacks. The Size of an 18 wheeler Semi-Truck Tire, and School Bus Tires, LOL!!!! I plant them they pick them. Next month is when i start planting. I hand them out to the Little People who come down my street with their family. The rest of them i give out to the Folks in my Building and my neighborhood. I can hardly Wait!!!! LOL!!!!.

http://www.atomikmom@aol.com


Do the Gobblin!!!! Thing!!!!!
Every Year i plant Pumpkin's, for the Community wh... (show quote)


sounds like it would be fun mom
Mayhaps I will prepare a plot
How long does it take to grow them
and how long will they last on the vine before they deteriorate?

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Apr 25, 2017 17:33:55   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
badbobby wrote:
sounds like it would be fun mom
Mayhaps I will prepare a plot
How long does it take to grow them
and how long will they last on the vine before they deteriorate?



They attract big wormes.

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Apr 25, 2017 19:02:34   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
They attract big wormes.


you would know
how big did you say that perch was?

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Apr 25, 2017 22:27:21   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
badbobby wrote:
you would know
how big did you say that perch was?


6LBS Plus I have been known to grow xxx-large punkinz.

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Apr 26, 2017 17:54:43   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
6LBS Plus I have been known to grow xxx-large punkinz.


srry I misspelled perche

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Apr 26, 2017 17:59:31   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
badbobby wrote:
srry I misspelled perche


You are ex-kuzed.

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Apr 26, 2017 19:13:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
quote=Armageddun]You are ex-kuzed.[/quote]\

thanks

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Apr 27, 2017 13:23:05   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
badbobby wrote:
quote=Armageddun]You are ex-kuzed.
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thanks[/quote]

Due you have a roadside punkin stand? Are they priced by the lb or girth? Have they started to blossom yet? Perhaps we could merge. I have a large shrimp operation in the beautiful Joachim creek which flows into the Mississippi river. My headquarters is now located in the Old Doe Run Lead refinery. The building is rather large as it used to house America's largest lead refinery until Obama's Head of EPA regulated it out of business. We now must import lead from China to manufacture ammunition for our military.

I can see the sign now, THE BADWRIGHT PUNKSHRIMPTON CO. INC. LLC. located at the joining of the beautiful Missijoacham rivers. Herculaneum Mo.
BadBob - Armageddun proprietors.


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Apr 27, 2017 14:07:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Due you have a roadside punkin stand? Are they priced by the lb or girth? Have they started to blossom yet? Perhaps we could merge. I have a large shrimp operation in the beautiful Joachim creek which flows into the Mississippi river. My headquarters is now located in the Old Doe Run Lead refinery. The building is rather large as it used to house America's largest lead refinery until Obama's Head of EPA regulated it out of business. We now must import lead from China to manufacture ammunition for our military.

I can see the sign now, THE BADWRIGHT PUNKSHRIMPTON CO. INC. LLC. located at the joining of the beautiful Missijoacham rivers. Herculaneum Mo.
BadBob - Armageddun proprietors.

Due you have a roadside punkin stand? Are they pri... (show quote)
dam Armi
that is a terrific plan
luv the badwright punkshrimpton co.
mayhaps we could intice them dastardly Marines to be stock holders
course we would have to be very cautious
dunno if their IOUs would be worth much for investing



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Apr 27, 2017 18:36:29   #
atomikmom Loc: Burien, Washington
 
badbobby wrote:
sounds like it would be fun mom
Mayhaps I will prepare a plot
How long does it take to grow them
and how long will they last on the vine before they deteriorate?




It's a blast!!!!!, and start planting them the First Week of May. They will be ready near the time of Gobblin(Halloween,day. It's best to pick them and make sure the Sun is out. Pick them 2 days before Halloween otherwise they will rot, and get mushy!!!! and stink like crazy. When you go to pick them, make sure y'all have some plastic under them. Weed your garden and spread Black Gardening Tarp up and down y'all's Plot, with little clips to hold the tarp down. This tarp protects your Pumpkins from Weeds growing around them. Make sure y'all put some Fertilizer, and spray it on them, once a month, them Water them every day, to keep the Roots Moist and Happy!!!!. What y'all going to to the Pumpkin thing? LOL!!!! They are yummy for baking as well, and some folks like the seeds to eat, YUK!!!!!.

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Apr 27, 2017 18:45:43   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
atomikmom wrote:
It's a blast!!!!!, and start planting them the First Week of May. They will be ready near the time of Gobblin(Halloween,day. It's best to pick them and make sure the Sun is out. Pick them 2 days before Halloween otherwise they will rot, and get mushy!!!! and stink like crazy. When you go to pick them, make sure y'all have some plastic under them. Weed your garden and spread Black Gardening Tarp up and down y'all's Plot, with little clips to hold the tarp down. This tarp protects your Pumpkins from Weeds growing around them. Make sure y'all put some Fertilizer, and spray it on them, once a month, them Water them every day, to keep the Roots Moist and Happy!!!!. What y'all going to to the Pumpkin thing? LOL!!!! They are yummy for baking as well, and some folks like the seeds to eat, YUK!!!!!.
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hank you mom
you sound like you love to garden
kudos to you
and don't you love the crisp fresh taste of anything you yourself grow

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Apr 27, 2017 19:34:20   #
atomikmom Loc: Burien, Washington
 
Armageddun wrote:
They attract big wormes.





There is a Special Spray!!!! that is Sprayed on the Pumpkin' to keep the Worms from crawling in, and it still keeps your Pumpkin's growing Healthy.. and Happy!!!!. I use this Spray, Yearly, and it works.

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Apr 27, 2017 19:37:45   #
atomikmom Loc: Burien, Washington
 
badbobby wrote:
hank you mom
you sound like you love to garden
kudos to you
and don't you love the crisp fresh taste of anything you yourself grow





I love it!!!!.

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Apr 27, 2017 21:39:48   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
atomikmom wrote:
I love it!!!!.
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Did you hear about the 2 punkin growers from the bootheel in Misery? They were twin brothers.
They planted a yuge punkin patch right by the new interstate highway.

One of the brother's name was Cy his brother's name was Ty.
One day when it was harvest time a rich dude was drivin by in his brand new BMW. Just before dusky dark as he approached the yuge punkin patch a bad case of diarrhea hit him. He noticed the yuge punkin patch so he pulled over and run to the back side of the yuge punkin patch, took out his knife, cut the top off the yuge punkin, scooped all the insides of the yuge punkin and pulled down his pants as fast as he could and he went and sat on the yuge punkin and let'er loose.

Well, the next day Cy and Ty harvested the rest of this yuge punkin patch. The rich city slicker stayed in town for a few days and needed a hair cut. He went to the only barbershop in Festus, Misery. He and the barber hit it off real good and they were exchanin yarns when Ty walked into the barbershop to get his yearly haircut. After Ty walked in and sat down and exchanged pleasantries, the rich guy began to tell his story about what happen several days ago at this yuge punkin patch about how he had to take a s##t in this punkin. The barber and the rich guy busted a gut a laughin about what had happened.

Ty got up and walked real slow over to the phone. He turned the crank and asked the operator to connect him with Cy his twin brother. Cy heard the phone ring so he walks over picks up the receiver and says Helloo, On the other end a voice says Cy this is TY, I told you thar was s##t in that punkin pie.


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