Here’s A Nuclear New Year Biblical Message For Those 'Least Likely To Succeed'
Doug Giles | Jan 04, 2015


How many of you are familiar with David and Goliath?

Is that the place where you can get food and beer and play hundreds of games under one roof? Man that place is a hoot. A real hoot!

Uh… no, Spanky. That would be Dave & Buster’s.

No, David and Goliath is the epic biblical tale in 1st Samuel 17 about a teen who had the moxie to take on a giant with rocks and a slingshot while all his bros stood by and shook like scared punks.

By the way, not only did David’s siblings dwell in immobilizing dread, but like most terror-addled s***es they also discouraged David from taking Goliath on. Don’t you just love advice from the unimaginative-risk-adverse-shriveled-testicle-cold-water-bucket-brigade? No? Me neither.

Yep, this well-known, scriptural narrative spotlights the fact that an ill-equipped person with ridiculous odds piled against him can achieve gigantic accomplishments if they dare to believe and act contrary to what the “experts” advise.

In this little screed I hope to help you defy the way you think about all the sucky stuff that keeps most people curled up in the fetal position wetting their big “Woe-Is-Me” diaper instead of cowboying up and playing the man.

So… without further ado let’s check out David’s dilemmas… dilemmas, little kiddies, that David wouldn’t allow to hamstring him.

1. David was not liked by his family. According to this book called “The Bible” David had two half-sisters (1 Chron. 2:13-16) and the father wasn’t old Jesse but some cat named Nahash (2 Sam.17:25, 2 Sam.10:2) who was a king to the Ammonites. David’s old man might not have been Jesse and/or the boy’s old lady could’ve been the second wife of Jesse.

If the above deduction is spot on, it would explain why David’s bros considered themselves better than David and also explain why he got overlooked when Samuel sought to anoint a king from Jesse’s brood (1 Sam.16:11).

To leap further down the tawdry funnel, it also could mean that Jesse was bumping uglies with some other lady who was married to another man and she got preggers. Good Lawd! This is Honey-Boo-Boo-Reality Show stuff.

Suffice it to say that, wh**ever the scenario in which David was conceived, it was not heavenly like the Christmas Story. It’s more akin to something The Kardashians would be accustom to, which might explain verses like…

Ps.51:5: “Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.”

And … Ps.69:8: “I am become a stranger unto my brethren, and an alien unto my mother’s children.— 19 Thou hast known my reproach, and my shame, and my dishonour: mine adversaries are all before thee.”

Indeed, it seems as if David was a product of adultery. Which is no big whoop nowadays in our decadent days, but back in the OT that was a deal breaker regarding respect and covenant blessings. According to his culture, in his day, David was a skank… a second-class citizen … a mere bastard rube.

2. David had a horrible job. 1 Sam.16:11 states that David was a shepherd of his dad’s sheep. That’s not the dream job, folks. I doubt that David Facebooked his vocation or took pics with his moronic sheep that he had the misfortune to oversee.

Sheep are dull animals that do nothing but eat, crap, sleep, have sex and grow fur. That’s it. Nothing exciting about that line of work except of course when predators come in to try to snack on your old man’s livestock.

Most of the days are simply spent just sitting there watching them exist. It’s much like viewing paint dry or grass grow or reading the instruction manual of a hinge over and over and over. Nothing sexy or inspiring about that work. I seriously doubt even Mike Rowe could make it look robust.

3. David was a teenager. Just like with most teens today, people back in the Old Testament didn’t look for jaw- dropping greatness to come tumbling from a teen.

4. David had no “military training” to tackle the monster he faced and the only weapons he knew how to wield were “ridiculous” according to military wizards of his day.

5. David had zero support from his family or peers. No one believed in him. No one was singing encouraging Katy Perry songs to him or quoting to him heretical, anthropocentric Joel Osteen quotes on how to “Make Every Day A Friday!” No one thought he could/would be king or that he could topple Gath’s ghastly, gigantic ghoul who had cowed all of Israel. No one. As in zippo.

And yet… with all this smack stacked against him David succeeded against all odds and all naysayers.

So … how would you have fared if you were saddled with the same slop David was saddled with? Would it constrain you? Would you cry for mommy? Would you join a Jewish shepherds' gang and whine about Philistine oppression? Would you give your goals to the trolls and live on the sidelines of life with your dreams in check simply because others didn’t encourage po’ whittle you? Are you one of those pouty babies that need a red carpet rolled out for you or you’re not gonna play? Not David. Oh, heck no. Nothing of the aforementioned smack kept this kid down.

So, how did David play this wicked hand/golden opportunity when it was dealt to him? Check it out and follow simple shampoo instructions when faced with the ferocious; namely: lather, rinse and repeat what David did.

1. When it came to David’s family not digging him he didn’t turn into a brooding, multi-tatted, Gothic moaner who did death poetry slams about how he’d like to stab his parents with a butcher knife for skipping his 3rd Grade play.

Yep, even though David was rejected by those closest to him he knew that God hadn’t tossed him out with the trash and had the audacity to believe that even though others thought he was garbage. In God’s eyes, which were the only eyes that mattered to young David, he was “fearfully and wonderfully made.” Check it out in David’s own words in Psalm 139…

13 For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
14 I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.
15 My frame was not hidden from you
when I was made in the secret place,
when I was woven together in the depths of the earth.
16 Your eyes saw my unformed body;
all the days ordained for me were written in your book
before one of them came to be.
17 How precious to me are your thoughts, God!
How vast is the sum of them!
18 Were I to count them,
they would outnumber the grains of sand—
when I awake, I am still with you.

* Is that powerful or what? Please note David didn’t quote what his dumb brothers thought about him or his seedy conception.

2. David didn’t drone about his job even though it sucked worse than an airplane toilet. Matter of fact, David not only didn’t complain or give minimal effort but he was super contentious of Jesse’s critters (1 Sam.17:15,20) and he even jeopardized his life for his father’s flock (1 Sam.17:34-36).

In addition, instead of whining and complaining during work, he obviously milked a sucky experience and turned it into songs and revelation of how God relates to us… his dumb sheep. “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want,” (Ps.23:1).

You see homoslackiens, David did his work, his “inglorious work”, unto the Lord, not men. Chew on that nugget for a few hours, por favor.

Oh, and one more thing: when Samuel sought for a king to replace numb-nuts Saul he found David, the only arrow in Jesse’s quiver who was working. Think on that for a little while, Tinker Bell.

3. David didn’t let his age hold him back and neither should we, whether we’re young or old. It’s simple, folks: If God injects something into your spirit that’ll bless his heart, better our planet and scatter his enemies, then guess what? You’re the right age, no matter what your age. David understood this and so should you. Please notice: when David was faced with Goliath he didn’t say ‘’I'm too young,” but rather, “Who is this who defies the living God?” (1 Sam.17:26).

4. When Saul “the expert warrior” tried to saddle David with his “advanced weapons and armor”, weapons and armor that “made sense” to the “consultants” when tackling monstrosities, David would have none of it (1 Sam.17:38-40). Read this slowly: David was encumbered by their tools of the trade and relied on what he knew he could kick butt with, versus what they were selling him. Boom. Ballsy man stuff right there, hombre.

5. Finally, David encouraged himself in God. David filled the encouragement vacuum created by jealous brothers with the awesomeness of God and the sure knowledge that what he was doing was right and that God would back him up. He built his spirit up and remember … he had no Christian Facebook group and/or a loaded iPod filled with contemporary Christian rock to make him chipper and bold. He was a force of nature, in and of himself, via his relationship with God, when he descended as the bad-ass into the Valley Of Elah.

Take these little ditties and meditate on them as you face the giants in your life and in our nation in 2015 and refuse to stay marginalized and terrified in front of what confronts you in this coming year.

And lastly, please email this, share on Facebook and tweet this to folks who’re rowing against the tide of the establishment and clowns who try to keep them from slaying giants.

Amen.

Back on the morning of January 17, 1984, a voice spoke to me. Earlier I had been looking to start my journal for the New Year, wanting to start with something upbeat, yet everything seemed so dark. I was in my tenth year of problem drinking (a euphemism for wild drunkenness) and my life was in near ruins along with most of my relationships. I was separated a year and when my only child refused that Sunday to go to Central Park with me, I knew I was over the Edge.

It was while pacing the dinette hoping for inspiration the voice said: "May I help you?" It startled me; I knew I was alone. Despite that, I looked around quickly for--what? a therapist burglar? Then I realized I was on the phone, without any memory of dialing. "Who is this?" I asked. "Directory Assistance. May I help you?" she replied. First, on the phone without remembering. Second, then asking for the number to Alcoholics Anonymous, though I have no recollection whatsoever of that intent and barely knew what that organization was about.

In a Northern Irish brogue (never know who you are talking to) I asked the number for AA. After h*****g up and starting to dial, my mind was desperately haranguing me to hang up, it was a mistake, this was stupid, I was exaggerating. Then, "Alcoholics Anonymous. Can I help you?" And overriding the thought to say it is "may" and not "can", I said, again in the same brogue, "I think I may have a wee bit of a problem with alcohol. Is there someone I can talk to?" "Hang on, bud," and I was on hold.

Three centuries may have passed or maybe it was just twenty seconds or so, but then this beautiful Northern Irish brogue asked, "Can I help you?" I knew she would immediately recognize my accent was f**e, so I started a fumbling explanation about the brogue I used. Laughter, this incredible from the belly joyous eruption of mirth. How long? Up in the air. It felt like half an hour but I know that's wrong. Finally she said, in this wondrous brogue, "Look at this! Not ten minutes in AA and getting honest awready!"

A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.

HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.

TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES.

THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.

THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION, SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.

SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.

THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY D**G HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.

AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.

ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO.

I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.

BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'

"We the People" of the World are starting to speak up about the ugly Muslim attitude about the rest of the mankind...

You and I have a responsibility to our fellows no matter the Country to pass any and all information we receive that will help protect the rst from the evil of Islam...

YES, YES some will cry that Islam is a religion of peace, so was the christians of the dark ages but it didn't stop them from k*****g any and all who disagreed with them and their edicts of Christ...

More people have been k**led in the name of GOD than any dictators wanted murders...

It doesn't matter if Obama is president or not (I believe him to be a "Closet Muslim" along with a "Closet Gay" - I wonder how he justifies that with being a Muslim?), all presidents from this time forth must reject all things Muslim for the protection of America & Americans...

"If It's To Be It's Up To Me!" Should be our call to arms... Don D.

P.S. This is not a Left or Right Issue, it's an American Issue, Black, White, Yellow, Polka Dot!!!
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German View of Islam

By Paul Marek ~ Aug 9, 2006
Updated Oct 21, 2014


Hard to argue with this.…

A German's View on Islam - worth reading. This is one of the best explanations of the Muslim terrorist situation I have ever read. His references to past history are accurate and clear. Not long, easy to understand, and well worth the read. The author of this email is Dr. Emanuel Tanay, a well-known and well-respected psychiatrist. A man, whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true N**is, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism.


'Very few people were true N**is,' he said, 'but many enjoyed the return of German p***e, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the N**is were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come.’


‘My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.'


‘We are told again and again by 'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam is a religion of peace and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the specter of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.’


‘The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history. It is the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide. It is the fanatics who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder, or honor-k**l. It is the fanatics who take over mosque after mosque. It is the fanatics who zealously spread the stoning and h*****g of rape victims and homosexuals. It is the fanatics who teach their young to k**l and to become suicide bombers.’


‘The hard, quantifiable fact is that the peaceful majority, the 'silent majority,' is cowed and extraneous. C*******t Russia was comprised of Russians who just wanted to live in peace, yet the Russian C*******ts were responsible for the murder of about 20 million people. The peaceful majority were irrelevant. China 's huge population was peaceful as well, but Chinese C*******ts managed to k**l a staggering 70 million people.’


‘The average Japanese individual prior to World War II was not a warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and slaughtered its way across South East Asia in an orgy of k*****g that included the systematic murder of 12 million Chinese civilians; most k**led by sword, shovel, and bayonet. And who can forget Rwanda , which collapsed into butchery? Could it not be said that the majority of Rwandans were 'peace loving'?


‘History lessons are often incredibly simple and blunt, yet for all our powers of reason, we often miss the most basic and uncomplicated of points: peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence. Peace-loving Muslims will become our enemy if they don't speak up, because like my friend from Germany , they will awaken one day and find that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun.’


‘Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Serbs, Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis, Nigerians, Algerians, and many others have died because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late.’


‘Now Islamic prayers have been introduced in Toronto and other public schools in Ontario , and, yes, in Ottawa , too, while the Lord's Prayer was removed (due to being so offensive?). The Islamic way may be peaceful for the time being in our country until the fanatics move in.’


‘In Australia , and indeed in many countries around the world, many of the most commonly consumed food items have the halal emblem on them. Just look at the back of some of the most popular chocolate bars, and at other food items in your local supermarket. Food on aircraft have the halal emblem just to appease the privileged minority who are now rapidly expanding within the nation's shores.’


‘In the U.K, the Muslim communities refuse to integrate and there are now dozens of "no-go" zones within major cities across the country that the police force dare not intrude upon. Sharia law prevails there, because the Muslim community in those areas refuse to acknowledge British law.’


‘As for us who watch it all unfold, we must pay attention to the only group that counts - the fanatics who threaten our way of life.’


Lastly, anyone who doubts that the issue is serious and just deletes this email without sending it on, is contributing to the passiveness that allows the problems to expand.


Extend yourself a bit and send this on. Let us hope that thousands world-wide read this, think about it, and send it on before it's too late, and we are silenced because we were silent!!!

I thought this was worded right to the point, so I copied and pasted it for your enjoyment. (and of course the responses)Conservative vs Liberal
If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

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Do you know that the IRS is an Unconstitutional Agency ?
Do you know of the Charters
Do you know of the MOU's that created it?
Do you know under which authority they operate?
Do you know who they report to?
Do you know who the IRS commissioner answers to other than the President when he's on the phone everyday?
Do you ?

When you can answer all those questions... you might have grounds to hold a conversation with me about them...

Otherwise the obvious !

You may have seen this before but it’s kinda interesting. This is the lady who used bacon strips as bookmarks while reading from the Koran and then she ripped out the pages and burned them....... all on a video. Type her name into you tube search box.

Ann Barnhart is described as "a livestock and grain commodity broker and marketing consultant, American patriot, traditional catholic and unwitting counter-revolutionary blogger. "She has taken on Islam and they have noticed.

Here is her response to a death threat.

Death threat:

To: Ann Barnhart

I’m going to k**l you when I find you. Don’t think I won't, I know where you and your parents live and all I’ll need is one phone-call to k**l you all.

Mufcadnan123!

Ann’s response:

Re: watch your back.

Hello Mufcadnan123!

You don't need to "find" me. My address is 9175 Kornbrust Circle, Lone Tree, CO 80124 .

Luckily for you, there are daily direct flights from Heathrow to Denver. Here’s what you will need to do. After arriving at Denver and passing through customs, you will need to catch the shuttle to the rental car facility. Once in your rental car, take Pena Boulevard to I-225 south. Proceed on I-225 south to I-25 south. Proceed south on I-25 to Lincoln Avenue which is exit 193. Turn right (west) onto Lincoln. Proceed west to the fourth light, and turn left (south) onto Ridgegate Boulevard. Proceed south, through the roundabout to Kornbrust Drive. Turns left onto Kornbrust Drive and then take an immediate right onto Kornbrust Circle. I’m at 9175.

Just do me one favor. Please wear body armor. I have some new ammunition that I want to try out, and frankly, close-quarter body shots without armor would feel almost unsporting from my perspective. That and the fact that I’m probably carrying a good 50 IQ points on you makes it morally incumbent upon me to spot you a tactical advantage.

However, being that you are a miserable, trembling coward i realize that you probably are incapable of actually following up on any of your threats without losing control of your bowels and crapping your pants while simultaneously sobbing yourself into hyperventilation. So, how about this: why don't you contact the main mosque here in Denver and see if some of the local Musloids here in town would be willing to carry out your attack for you? After all, this is what your "perfect man" Mohamed did (pig excrement be upon him).

You see, Mohamed, being a miserable coward and a con artist, would send other men into battle to fight on his behalf. Mohamed would stay at the back of the pack and let the stupid, ignorant suckers like you that he had conned into his political cult do the actual fighting and dying. Mohamed would then fornicate with the dead men's wives and children. You should follow Mohamed’s example!

Here is the contact info for the main mosque here in Denver:

Masjid Abu Bakr
Imam Karim Abu Zaid
2071 South Parker Road
Denver, CO 80231

I'm sure they would be delighted to hear from you. Frankly, I'm terribly disappointed that not a single Musloid here in the United States has made any attempt to rape and behead me. But maybe I haven't made myself clear enough, so let me do that right now.

I will never, ever, ever submit to Islam. I will fight Islam with every fiber of my being for as long as I live because Islam is pure satanic evil. If you are really serious about Islam dominating the United States and the world, you are going to have to come through me. You are going to have to k**l me. Good luck with that.

And understand that if you or some of your Musloid boyfriends do actually manage to k**l me, the final crusade will officially commence five minutes later, and then, despite your genetic mental r****dation, you will be made to understand with crystal clarity what the word "defeat" means. Either way, I win, so come and get it.

Deo adjuvante non timendum (with the help of god there is nothing to be afraid of).

Ann Barnhardt


Read her FASCINATING history here:
http://www.barnhardt.biz/about/

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My dear. I was very friendly with a family in which both mother and father were studying to become missionaries. When we got together, my job was to make comments they would be facing when on their mission. It is in this manner that I DID read the bible. You see something in there that I do not believe exists. You might be pleased to know that one evening the father said to me, "I know you do not attend church but I must say that you are the most Christian person we know. You live it!" I considered that quite a compliment.

You must admit that it becomes tiresome when yet "another" Christian, who does not know me, insists that I should read the bible AGAIN because I do not agree with their philosophy. I very rarely get to the point where I will say, "shove it" but you also must admit their suggestion is insulting to my intelligence.

I state my position but never TELL anyone what they should believe. Don't you think I should receive the same consideration?

Alisha, I respect your point of view, but one thing I'd like for you to do. In order to challenge someone for his/her belief in God, one must read the Bible in its entirety and with and open mind. So my challenge to you is to read the Bible from the beginning. Genesis will bring to light why we (humans) are here and the rest of the bible will explain why the earth is where it is today. I hope and pray you will see what we see and maybe, just maybe you'll understand that human beings are and always will be more than just equal creatures on this planet. Thanks for understanding. God Bless!