Bartender vs Psychiatrist

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
“How much do you charge”?
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”

FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK, AND TALK TO A BARTENDER!
ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

Ah, but then he switched to excusing the bill, (it was necessary because according to l*****ts ANY regulations that might interfere with butchering an unborn child are "draconian".) Why do you suppose it is so important to l*****ts to k**l unborn/barely born babies? What is it about an innocent baby that makes l*****ts h**e those babies so much they literally fight for the right to murder them, now even after they are born, instead of trying to save their lives, and these l*****t women who are so eager to k**l their own flesh and blood, (often more than once.) now can enjoy the option of murdering their own baby for a whole month. This legislation, and those who support/push for it to be passed is nothing short of monstrous, it enshrines/magnifies evil. THAT seems to be the underlying goal of the left...enshrining/magnifying evil--in as many forms as possible.

I find this story too incredible to believe, yet it appears to be a legitimate story published in numerous publications.

"MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent v**er law that many are calling r****t.

“We cannot allow these r****t laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the Google Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-R****m, C*****e C****e, Immigration Reform, and L***Q Affairs. “That’s why we must act quickly to get states like Georgia off the map, both literally and figuratively.”

Starting today, the state of Georgia will be replaced with a blue body of water labeled "Sea of R****m" on all Google Maps platforms. Driving directions given by the site will be altered. For example, directions from South Carolina to Florida via I-95 will state: “continue south through the stupid Sea of R****m without stopping for 112 miles.”....

"The spokesman went on to clarify that Google hasn’t completely abandoned the state. “Google will still provide one-way driving directions out of the state for anyone who currently resides in Georgia,” he noted. “Also, we will still provide directions to any out-of-state celebrities or businesses who want to donate money to the Georgia Democratic Party.”

I have a few words for Google, but I dare not put them in writing.