badbobby wrote:
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Donât ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly test.
So, I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt
Said I should get a Mammogram.
âO.K.â I said âletâs do it.â
âStand up here real closeâ she said,
(She got my boob in line),
âAnd tell me when it hurts, she said,
âAh yes! Right there, thatâs fineâ.
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooterâs in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within itâs vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
âTake a deep breathâ she said to me,
Who does she think sheâs kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
âThere, thatâs goodâ I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
âNow, letâs have a go at the other one.â
Have mercy, I am praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It Squeezed me from both sides.
Iâll bet SHEâS never had this done
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone âker-pow!â
This machine was created by a man,
Of this I have no doubt.
Iâd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come outâ¦.
For years and years they told me, br br Be carefu... (
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Of Course, man created it!! Turn about is fair play.
It makes me mad that my babies get squashed every two years. It just makes me want to cry