badbobby wrote:
A h****r takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting for the first time.
As they get to the deer stand, the h****r tells P R to get in the stand and sit very still, and if a deer comes out, shoot it.
The h****r leaves her in the stand and starts walking to his own stand. After walking for about five minutes he hears the loud bang of a rifle echoing through the woods from the direction of PR's stand. He thinks, wow! she must have already shot a deer!
So he turns back and heads to her stand. But when he gets there, he sees PR arguing with a game warden.
He hears PR yelling at the game warden, “get away from my deer!”
The game warden yells back, “look, girl, I already told you, this is not a deer. I should have you arrested for such negligence with a firearm!”
The Proud Republican is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”
The game warden slowly puts his hands up as he’s staring down the barrel of her loaded deer rifle. He then nervously says, “okay Ma’am. I was wrong. I see now that it is a deer. But before you take it away, can I get my saddle off of it?”
A h****r takes the'Proud Republican' deer hunting ... (
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A very determined h****r.