9 Reasons Christians Should NEVER V**e
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee” https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasons-christians-should-never-v**e?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailThere's been a lot of debate about Christians being involved in politics and the role their faith should play in v****g and policymaking, but no one is asking the really important question: should Christians even v**e at all?
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of reasons why a Christian should never v**e:
Separation of church and state: Duh! It's in the Constitution! If Christians are the Church, they have to be separated from the state.
There is no record in the Bible of Jesus v****g: Aren't you supposed to be like Jesus?
Our home is in Heaven, not here: You should never make any effort to make a difference here on Earth.
David French might call you a Christian Nationalist: There is no more devastating slur.
V****g for a flawed human being will completely destroy your witness: If a candidate posts mean things on social media, a Christian can't v**e for him. That's in the Bible.
The 15 minutes you spent v****g could have been spent handing out Chick tracts: Priorities, brothers and sisters.
There is no v****g in a theocracy: Your only leader is God.
You should just be washing the feet of all the people in line to v**e: Stop wasting your time v****g and let everyone else know that "He Gets Us."
The winners are predestined anyway: God has already divinely chosen which totally depraved wretches will be in power.
See? Cold, hard proof of why Christians should never v**e. If you claim to be a follower of Jesus and have v**ed… pray, ask for forgiveness, and start minding your own business like you're supposed to.
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