Big Breasts

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.

When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts but there was no passion. So I decided that I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, she cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So then I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After University, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big boobs.

This is a story of how an immigrant, following the rule of law and using his persistence, became a success. In a year where it has been lie after lie, disaster after disaster, freedoms lost and the future looks bleak, this story will put a smile on your face.

by Bruce Bialosky, Flashreport, 12/30/20

2020 is a year most people would love to erase from the calendar. A worldwide p******c caused shutdowns and premature deaths. Then there was our year-long contentious national e******n. Let’s end the year with a story that will bring a smile to your face and possibly a tear to your eye. While it recently came to my attention, it is not new so you may have heard the story. Regardless, it is well worth reading as we launch ourselves into a much brighter 2021.

It is about a poor Mexican American kid who grew up in a Southern California household with 14 family members. He struggled in school and had meager success learning English. He left formal education in the fourth grade and went to work at odd jobs and on farms for years. Then he had a chance to get a job that was a step up.

His wife had to fill out the application because of his weak English sk**ls. He got a janitorial position and a big pay boost to $4 per hour (this was back in 1970’s). His grandfather understood something I taught my children as young adults. No matter what job you are doing be the best at it. Be proud of the job you do. His grandfather told him “Make sure that floor shines. And let them know a Montañez mopped it”

Richard set off to become the best janitor the company ever had. When he wasn’t mopping and cleaning, he started to learn about the international company for which he worked. He learned about all the company’s products, how they manufactured and marketed them and other aspects of the company. He badgered salespeople to tag along and watch them sell.

A sales slump hit the company a decade after he started there. The world-famous CEO called on all 300,000 employees to “Act like an owner.” He empowered them and Richard took that to heart.

While riding along with a salesperson, Richard noticed there was a shortcoming with one of the major products of the company. It has some varieties, but none that really appealed to the burgeoning Hispanic population. While visiting a store in a Latino neighborhood, this product was placed next to Mexican spices on the rack, but none of those spices were used. He thought Mexicans like spicy and there were no spicy or hot options.

He went home with some of the product from the plant and started testing. He started putting a homemade chili powder on the product. He gave samples to friends and family who found it be a winner. The product was ready to present. Richard just had to get the nerve to make the call.

When he was ready, he called the CEO’s office.

“Mr. Enrico’s office, who is this?”
“Richard Montañez, In California.”
“You’re the VP overseeing California?
“No, I work at the Rancho Cucamonga plant.”
“Oh, so you’re the VP of ops?”
“No, I work inside the plant.”
“You’re the manager?”
“No, I’m the janitor.”

Mr. Enrico took the call. He loved the initiative. He instructed Richard to prepare a presentation and set a meeting two weeks hence when Enrico was planning a visit to the plant. Richard went about studying marketing. Then the day for the meeting came.

The janitor walked into the room with the head honcho together with his support team. After taking a deep breath he started telling the people what he had learned about the company and what he had been working on. He presented the bags with his product inside that he had sealed with a clothing iron and hand decorated with a logo on each.

When he finished his presentation the room fell silent. After a few moments the great Roger Enrico looked at him and said “Put that mop away, you are coming with us.”

From that meeting Frito-Lay-birthed Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. It became one of the company’s most successful product launches. It became a cultural sensation.

Richard Montañez became a Vice-President of the company and has earned himself a nice tidy sum of over $20 million.

If there is a better story about what is possible in America, please let us know.

God Bless this country. On to a bigger and better 2021.

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And yet Biden demands all of us to obey and unite, or reprogram our brains.

Here is the most daring facts we are undergoing at present. I am hurting, I want to cry. Unity could not be achieved if the LEFT has abandoned God. Unity, peace, and eventually power, is only achieved when we seek the unity of God. The LEFT has forgotten that. They have violated everything that God stands for.

This country if we recall history was born and established by the Founders , with the Divine strength that united us all. Even George Washington, held that prayer when he embarked at the Valley Forge to pray and defend that battle of Lexington in 1775. George Washington has a statue at Saint Paul's chapel near Ground Zero. That church still stand, despite of the bombing that pulverized the surrounding area during the terrorist bombing in 2001. A great prophesy of Isaiah 9:10 concerning that terror attack.

A very brave young George was made a Commander in Chief of the Continental Army from 1775 to 1783. Now, the c*******t democrats are dismantling his statue.

Biden demands unity? Unity when he allows desecration of the children of God. When his people burn and desecrate the Words of God, the " Holy Bible." When men and women are now considered the same. God made male and female. Genesis 1:27. For their specific role in life. When his people burn the house of God, the Churches where the children of God gather to pray, sing, and praise Him for His glory. God said, "when two or more are gathered in my name, I am in your midst." Matthew 8:20.

Unity when they c***t and steal e******n to take over power that was not vested to them by the people. Unite when their people are allowed to burn cities and private establishments to l**t and steal. Unitey when they take over power that was vested to the people by the Constitution thru our Founders. Unite when the Great Reset now abandons all the creation of God will, but taken over by the power of men. Unite when they order their men to knock down or k**l those that belong to the different political side.

There is never UNITY that will come among us unless we return to God.

I can go on and on, will take several pages to put into picture the t***sformation of our lives thru this c*******t democrats now in control. I feel very sad.