So, I am old now! I claim the right to tell it as I see it! The following phrases today annoy and grate on my ear, and perhaps yours too!

#1 That's what I'm talking about!

#2 Sounds like a plan!

#3 Wh**ever!

#4 No problem

#5 I knew you'd say that!

#6 You have reached an automated system...

#7 I did not understand you.

#8 Please hold!

#9 Please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you.

#10 I h**e to tell you this, but...

#11 It is what it is.

#12 Come on Man!

#13 Where's it at?

#14 Enjoy your day! Or, Have a nice day!

#15 What will be will be! (Que sera, sera!)

#16 Take care!

#17 LOL!

#18 If the shoe fits wear it!

#19 Hold on there, Jellybean!

#20 You are too big for your britches!

#21 Who said life had to be fair?

#22 I wish I had a dine for every time I...

#23 What's up?

#24 Have a good one!

#25 Life is not a bowl of cherries!

#26 You are free to go!

#27 Free offer.

#28 I have good news and bad news!
#29 Just wait till your father gets home!

#30 You are cruising for a bruising!

#31 Mi casa su casa!

#32 I told you so!

#33 This is not my first rodeo!

#34 I'm sorry...

#35 We take cash only, no cards or checks.

#36 Good morning, Sunshine!

#37 You are doing 50 in a 35 zone!

#38 I thought you knew that...

#39 For the last time...
#40 If it moves, salute it! If it doesn't move, paint it!

#41 Who do you think you are?

#42 Aw! Get out!

#43 If I had only known!

#44 You're full of it!

#45 That's the last straw!

#46 What would you say if I...

#47 Dream on, Jackson!

#48 That's a bunch of crap!

#49 Get real!

#50 How can I help you?