My answer to this problem would be; Just build a third bathroom.
Count on me for the cheese and c*****rs. I am still packed from my vacation a couple weeks back.
Hey it works. Whenever someone ask about my age, just for fun, I give it in months 952 so far this year.
This is my first time leaving a note, I too don't like the way things are going, so I will be an asshole with the rest of you.