Well said, and a tad surprising.

I do not doubt what you say--but get at least one legitimate source.

A Trump/Cruz ticket WOULD set the country on fire--and America would burn to the ground.

Obviously if you had understood the article you wouldn't have posted such vagueness.

Slatten is an extremely good man: find that out for yourself. Insult him and I will crush you, and I can.

If you want proof all these never happened, google any one of them to a legitimate news source. Then when whichever is proven false, go to the next, and so on down the entire list.

If you want to say "The Birth Certificate was Photoshopped," you need proof to make such an assertion be considered as fact. It has already been proven that what you said is false, as well as that Obama was born in Kenya. Wishing does not make it so.

Of course he is. H**ers unite! Too stupid to work for compromise, k**l the opposition. Makes perfect sense.

Do you know what will happen after you get rid of all your enemies (those who simply see differently than you)? You probably have an idea. You and most will need a new enemy. Your and their h**e and fear will continue to be d******e. Burning L**T at the stake will be too lenient. Putting Muslims in camps not enough. Freedom of Speech makes for chaos and confusion: delete. Guns should settle all personal and political disputes.

I did!

To put it succinctly, you are a scum-sucking pig and do-do head. Slatten49 is a very good man. Enough said.

Lol, parrot. You have nothing else to offer: echo...echo...echo. I try to engage you on issues and all you know is a (poor) attempt to insult. You waste your life on this?

He has never violated the Constitution, for if he had the Right would have lynched him. They talk violate the Constitution for their low-info h**ers, like you.

Conspiracy-lover? Here are just a sampling of debunked nonsense like you are spewing:
The Conspiracy Theories

Disclaimer: It should go without saying that none of these are true. Follow links at your own risk.

Obama is a secret Muslim: This one began right after he took the stage at the 2004 Democratic convention, with chain emails alleging his "true" religious affiliation. The rumor soon found its way onto the popular conservative online forum Free Republic, and took on a whole new life in the years to come. Related: Obama secretly speaks Arabic, attended a madrassa as a kid in Indonesia, referred to "my Muslim faith" in an interview, and was sworn in on a Koran. Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Obama is bringing 100 million Muslims to America: Avi Lipkin and his PR outfit Special Guests claimed to have evidence of a scheme to bring roughly 100 million Muslims from the Middle East into the United States, converting the country into an Islamic nation by the end of Obama's second term and making it easier to obliterate Israel.

Obama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the t***sfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideen in the '80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban.

Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood: Billy Graham's son Franklin wants you to know that Obama is allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to take over the federal government.

Obama redecorated the Oval Office in Middle Eastern style: Driven by his fierce sense of anti-American interior design, Obama got rid of the red, white, and blue decoration scheme in his White House office.

Obama married a Pakistani guy: World Net Daily correspondent and conspiracymonger extraordinaire Jerome Corsi posted a video in which he claimed to have "strong" evidence that Obama was once married to his college roommate from Pakistan. The smoking gun: Photos of the chums in which the future president is "sitting about on the [Pakistani roommate's] lap." Related: For years Obama wore a gold ring on his left hand. Was it his gay-wedding ring?

Obama's ring has a Koranic verse on it: The very same ring, which Obama now wears as his (straight) wedding band, is allegedly emblazoned with a key phrase in the Islamic declaration of faith: "There is no god except Allah." (It's not.)

Obama was funded by a Saudi prince: Another fairy tale courtesy of Corsi: In late-'70s Chicago, Obama secured political and academic funding from a variety of sketchy Arab sponsors, including a Saudi prince. Which may explain why President Obama bowed to the Saudi king when they met in 2009.

Obama was born in Kenya: In early 2008, fringe theorists began a push to prove Obama was born on foreign soil and was therefore ineligible to live in the White House. The theory gained national attention thanks to the efforts of perennial GOP candidate Alan Keyes, "birther queen" Orly Taitz, and Corsi. Related: Obama's birth certificate is a f**e, he k**led his grandmother in Hawaii because she knew the t***h, sealed access to his birth certificate and other damning documents, and did pretty much everything horrible you could possibly do for the sake of a phony birth certificate.

Obama lost his US citizenship: According to Corsi, Obama became a citizen of Indonesia while he lived there as a child.Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Michelle's "whitey" tape: During the 2008 campaign, rumors surfaced that a video of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" would be released to sink her husband's campaign. It's never materialized. Related: The time Glenn Beck called Barack Obama a r****t.

Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images.

Obama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugged, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.)

Obama is the son of Frank Marshall Davis: The conspiracy film Dreams From My Real Father espouses the theory that Davis, a l*****t activist, was not only Obama's ideological mentor but his biological father. Related: Obama got a nose job to make his nose look less like Davis'.

Obama's mom and dad were c*******ts: That would be his real father, Barack Obama, Sr. And you know that c*******m is an inherited condition.

Obama's ghostwriter was Bill Ayers: Conservative commentators claimed they uncovered evidence that ex-Weatherman Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 memoir Dreams from my Father. Beyond their shared radicalism, Obama asked Ayers to help because he had writer's block.

Obama trained to o*******w the government: In 2008, leading Obama conspiracy theorist Andy Martin declared on Fox News' Hannity's America that the then-p**********l candidate had trained for "a radical o*******w of the government" during his time as a community organizer in Chicago.

Obama wouldn't say the Pledge of Allegiance: During the '08 campaign, Obama was rumored to have refused to say the pledge during a town hall meeting. A photo of the incident was actually taken while the national anthem was being sung.

Obama removed the f**g from Air Force One: …and replaced it with his campaign logo.

Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him: In April 2009, a clearly satirical report detailing how secretary of defense Robert Gates was growing "extremely frustrated" with the White House's plans to scrub the Constitution from the military oath of loyalty made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere.

Obama secretly gave away American islands to Russia: Texas House candidate Wes Riddle endorsed this theory and noted the relinquishment as grounds for impeachment. However, the seven Arctic islands were actually given away in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush.Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Obama caused the recession—in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to force banks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crisis that k**led the economy in 2008.

Obama's youth reeducation camps: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) warned that "young people will be put into mandatory service" at politically correct, billion-dollar camps run by the Democrats.

Obama's coming for your guns: Extreme gun-rights outfits, along with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), alleged that the Obama administration is supporting the (nonexistent) United Nations Small Arms Treaty, which would lead to nationwide gun confiscation. Unfounded fears of gun confiscation have multiplied since the Newtown massacre.

Obama's coming for your gold: This theory was floated by Glenn Beck—and the gold company he shilled for.

Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps: Again with the camps. This theory got a big boost from Glenn Beck (who claims he didn't mean anything by it). Related: An executive order titled, "National Defense Resources Preparedness," was issued in the middle of March 2012. Conservative commentators saw it as a martial law power-grab that allowed the president to commandeer farmland, steal everyone's food, and draft any American into s***e labor for a war of aggression against Iran. Also, he has a "secret vault" at Interpol's headquarters for imprisoning Americans. (Chuck Norris is on the case.)

Obama wants to confiscate your IRA: Townhall.com sent out an message ad claiming that Obama wants to seize your retirement account by force.

Obama caused the BP oil spill: Conspiracy-minded radio host Alex Jones promoted the theory that the Deepwater Horizon spill was all part of the administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government.

Obama was behind the Aurora massacre: In July, Gun Owners of America blasted out a press release claiming that the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, was suspiciously timed. "Someone in Washington" was probably behind it, paving the way for Obama-led firearm confiscation and "government genocide."

Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy: It wasn’t g****l w*****g that made Sandy so intense; it was Barack. Alex Jones' site reported the president engineered the storm using a Pentagon weather modification project. The mayhem caused by the hurricane would afford Obama the opportunity to score points by briskly managing disaster relief a week before the e******n.

Obama had Andrew Breitbart k**led: In March 2012, conservative media impresario Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure. Less than a month prior to his death, he had announced that he had uncovered footage of Obama's formative years as a radical. So obviously, Obama had him offed. (The tapes were later revealed to contain things like a young Obama hugging a black college professor.) Related: People—like a Rod Blagojevich fundraiser and an Obama impersonator—died between 2008 and 2012. Obama was in office between 2008 and 2012…coincidence?!?!

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Obama spiked the jobs report: "Jobs t***hers" (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president's chances of ree******n.

Obama f**ed bin Laden's death: Since no photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse were produced, the Al Qaeda leader must still be out there. Fox News' Steve Doocy and Andrew Napolitano entertained the idea that Operation Neptune Spear was merely a ploy to revive Obama's sagging approval ratings. Related: Obama was photoshopped into the iconic k*****g-OBL White House photo.

Obama's plan to f**e an assassination attempt: A false-f**g operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 e******n, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was f**gged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online.

Obama's planning a third term: The dust from the 2012 e******n had barely cleared when this one popped up.

Obama the brainwashing hypnotist: As a master of neurolinguistic programming, Obama convinced Americans to v**e for him via subliminal messages. Related: Rush Limbaugh pondered if hypnosis was the reason that so many Jewish v**ers were in the bag for Obama. In October, Georgia GOP lawmakers held a briefing on the president's secret mind-control plot.

Obama's teleprompter: Obama's eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public with his teleprompter.

Obama had a ghostwriter for everything: Jack Cashill over at WND had a hot scoop on how Obama's love letters to his college girlfriend were ghostwritten.

Obama's anti-Semitic poetry: However, according to the American Thinker, Obama's ghostwriters did not write his youthful poem "Underground," which compares Jews to fig-eating underwater apes and echoes Koranic verse.

Obama's exiled lover: Obama was supposedly fooling around with an attractive young staffer from his 2004 Senate campaign. Michelle Obama had the temptress packed off to the Caribbean before the '08 campaign.

Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church. No, really. (Via Corsi, of course.)

Obama's crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up: In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president's murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.

Obama's campaigns were funded by drug money: During an October conference call organized to oppose pot legalization, a writer from Lyndon LaRouche's magazine asked about "reports [that both Obama's] 2008 and 2012 p**********l campaigns have been financed in part by laundered drug money."

Obama is the Antichrist: Obviously. Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding.Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Obama is a lizard overlord: According to codes hidden in Biblical verse, Obama is a reptilian humanoid. This idea has found its way on to some right-wing radio shows, and two Daily Caller reporters recently published a (satirical?) e-book on the topic titled, The Lizard King: The Shocking Inside Account of Obama's True Intergalactic Ambitions by an Anonymous White House Staffer.

Obama's adventures on Mars: As a teen, Obama participated in a CIA initiative to teleport to Mars using a top-secret "jump room." Self-described time travelers William Stillings and Andrew Basiago claim to have met the future POTUS at American space bases on the Red Planet. In early 2012, a spokesman for the National Security Council actually acknowledged these claims, and issued a fairly convincing denial.

"Nothing, I repeat NOTHING in the way of Obama scandals and his corruption has ever, EVER been debunked." If I give you one, will you question the rest?
Here are a few that have all been debunked:
Birrth certificate lacks an official’s signature.
Obama’s birth certificate lacks a certificate number.
The Registrar’s stamp on Obama’s short form certificate is a rubber stamp (as it should be).
Image recovery techniques prove the certificate number is missing in original scanned images.
Obama’s birth certificate was invalidated when the certificate number was covered.
The certificate number proves Obama was not born in a hospital. See also here.
Obama’s birth certificate has the wrong certificate number.
Obama’s birth certificate has the wrong registration date.
Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery. See also and also.
Barack Obama has a Canadian birth certificate.
The Hawaii e******ns clerk Tim Adams verified that Obama has no long-form birth certificate.
Obama’s refusal to release his long form birth certificate proves he has something to hide. See also.
Obama’s birth certificate is a f**e because the father’s race was “African.” See also.
Obama’s long form birth certificate is a f**e because the PDF version has “layers.” A detailed analysis of various claims that Obama’s long form certificate is a f**e is found in John Woodman’s book: Is Barack Obama’s Birth Certificate a Fraud? see also this video.
There are multiple versions of Obama’s 2011 PDF certificate file.
OCR does not explain the layers in Obama’s birth certificate.
Obama’s birth certificate has too many/too few layers.
Obama’s birth certificate has too many one-bit layers.
The raised seal on Obama’s 2007 Certification of Live Birth is debossed instead of embossed. (It’s normal.)
Obama’s long form has curved text but the background is not curved.
The letters on Obama’s long form are not all the same shape, suggesting a composite image from multiple typewriters. See also.
Some letters on Obama’s long form are curved less than the surrounding text.
The long form says Obama’s father was born in Kenya, East Africa. Kenya didn’t exist until 3 years later.
Obama attorney Alexandra Hill admitted Obama’s birth certificate is f**e. (She didn’t.)
Penciled data entry codes are inconsistent with written values. (They aren’t.)
A professional law-enforcement investigation of Obama’s birth certificate in Arizona proved the document a f**e. The so-called anomalies on the PDF certificate are the normal processing of a Xerox WorkCentre 7655 copier/scanner opened and saved with Preview on a Mac computer.
Obama’s birth certificate is too small.
Obama’s father’s age is wrong on the birth certificate.
The hospital name on Obama’s birth certificate is wrong for the time period.
Douglas Vogt identified 20 points of forgery in the birth certificates. See also here, here, and here.
A credentialed document examiner, Reed Hayes, has stated that the White House PDF birth certificate is a 100% forgery. Until the Hayes report is released, its conclusions, wh**ever they are, cannot be debunked or verified.
Hawaii Department of Health director Loretta Fuddy took a $50,000 bribe to f**e Obama’s birth certificate.
The security paper pattern on Obama’s long form birth certificate is too small.
Governor Abercrombie of Hawaii couldn’t find Obama’s birth certificate. Claim by celebrity journalist Mike Evans was retracted.

Other claims about Obama’s birth in Hawaii

The newspaper announcement of Obama’s birth was an ad placed by his parents.
All microfilm copies worldwide of the Honolulu Advertiser and Star Bulletin relating to Obama’s birth have been replaced by f**e ones.
No one remembers young Obama in Hawaii (except Governor Abercrombie of Hawaii and his kindergarten teachers and classmates).
Obama relatives cannot agree on which hospital was Obama’s birthplace.
Obama has never acknowledged the hospital where he was born.
Hawaii hospitals all deny Obama was born there. All but one and see video here.
Obama/Dunham Divorce Decree says One Child Born in Kenya.
The letters “TXE” signal a forgery. See also.
Scanner/software expert says Obama long-form birth certificate a forgery. (Also claims to know when, to the minute, that the Sun will go nova and start the next ice age.)

Obama born in Kenya stories

Obama’s step grandmother, Sarah Obama, said on tape that the President was born in the Kenya and she was there. See also here.
Obama family members say President Obama was born in Kenya. See also here.
There is a Kenyan Birth Certificate for Barack Obama. See here, and also here.
There is another Kenyan Birth Certificate for Barack Obama.
The Kenyan ambassador to the US said that Obama was born in Kenya.
The Associated Press said in 2004 that Obama was born in Kenya.
The Kenyan minister of lands said Obama was born in Kenya. He did, but he never explains how he knew. See also here.
Kenyan newspapers say Obama was born in Kenya. See also here and here.
Michelle Obama said Barack Obama was born in Kenya.
Road signs entering Kenya say “Welcome to Kenya: Birthplace of Barack Obama.”
Obama’s literary biography says he was born in Kenya.

Obama in Indonesia stories

Obama’s school registration proves he was an Indonesian citizen
Obama was an Indonesian national because he went to school in Indonesia where only Indonesians could attend.
Obama was adopted by his Indonesian step-father. See also here.
Obama automatically became an Indonesian citizen when he was adopted at age 5 .

Obama’s Selective Service registration

Obama is ineligible to be president because he failed to register for the Selective Service, a prerequisite for a federal job. See also here.
Ohama’s Selective Service registration document is f**e, see also here.
The Selective Service computer system will not confirm Obama’s registration. (It did.)

Obama’s social-security number

Two issues were raised about President Obama’s social-security number, which had become public through faulty redaction of the President’s income tax returns. One deals with the fact that the number itself is usually associated with Connecticut residents, and that there are some unidentified public records tying Obama’s number with one or more other names. Obama Conspiracy Theories has several articles dealing with social-security numbers and Obama. Here are some particular claims:

Obama has 39 social-security numbers.
Obama has a Connecticut social-security number and that means fraud. See also here.
Obama is using the social-security number of a deceased individual.
Obama is using the social-security number of Jean Paul Ludwig.
eVerify response indicates Obama’s number is fraudulent. See also here.

Obama legal fees and sealing records

Obama has spent millions in legal fees keeping his birth certificate secret. This is further nonsense since Obama freely released his birth certificate.
An Obama executive order sealed all his records.
Obama’s records are all sealed. See also this article from FactCheck.org.

Obama higher education claims

Obama registered as a foreign student at Occidental College to get financial aid. This was actually an April Fool joke, but it is still widely believed. Follow-up story here and here.
Obama went to Occidental College under a Fulbright scholarship. Silly since Fulbright scholarships are for graduate study and Obama was an undergrad at Occidental.
Obama went under the name “Barry Soetoro” at Occidental College. See also.
Nobody remembers Obama at Columbia College. See also classmate Wolf and Professor Baron.
Obama funneled guns to the Taliban for the CIA while a student. Too silly to debunk, but listed for reference.
Obama’s Columbia University ID lists him as a “foreign student.” Politifact rated this “pants on fire.” See also here.

Obama is not a natural born citizen because of his parentage

The idea that Barack Obama is not a natural born citizen even if born in the US is not a “conspiracy theory;” it is a legal theory. The best compilation debunking this claim is the report of the Congressional Research Service: Qualifications for President and the “Natural Born” Citizenship Eligibility Requirement.

For a general review, see: Natural Born Citizen for Dummies. For a compendium of citations about natural born citizen, see The Great Mother of All Natural Born Citizen Quotation Pages, other articles on citizenship on this site, our Citizenship bookmarks, and Books on Google that define “natural born citizen.” See also John Woodman’s series of articles. Since 2008 at least 11 courts have ruled specifically on this question as it pertains to Barack Obama and all have affirmed that if born in Hawaii, Obama is a natural born citizen. Also see my article here and here.

Specific debunked claims:

The Supreme Court in Minor v Happersett defined natural born citizen as requiring two citizen parents.
The Law of Nations by E. Vattel defined natural born citizen as requiring two citizen parents.
The US Constitution incorporates the Law of Nations by reference.
The Supreme Court cited Vattel in United States v Wong Kim Ark.
Supreme Court Case Perkins v. Elg proves a natural born citizen must have two US parents.
No court has ruled on the merits of claims that Obama is not a natural born citizen because of his father’s British citizenship.

Other strange stories

Barack Obama traveled to Pakistan on an Indonesian passport. See also.
Barack Obama was raised by c*******ts.
Google says Obama is a socialist.
Barack Obama Committed Perjury on his Illinois Bar Application.
Michelle Obama was disbarred. See also.
Barack Obama was forced to surrender his law license or face ethics charges.
CIA DNA Test Reveals Barack Obama was ADOPTED. This one is too silly to debunk but I wanted to document the incredible story.
Obama sat on the board of the Annenberg Foundation that runs FactCheck.org.
Barack Obama is a British citizen.
Barack Obama was going to change the military oath so that soldiers would swear allegiance to him personally. This was meant to be a joke, but, well…
Obama is the Anti-Christ. And here. And here.
Barack Obama’s best-selling 1995 memoir, Dreams from My Father, was ghostwritten by Bill Ayers.
Barack Obama told veterans to “stop whining” about having to pay for their own health care.
Obama has issued more executive orders than any president in history (actually fewer).
Obama went by the name Soetoro in high school.
Obama was a time traveler to Mars when he was a teenager.
Obama is a Muslim
Obama wears a ring with an Islamic inscription
Obama refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance
Obama removed the f**g from Air Force 1 and replaced it with his campaign logo
Barack Obama won e******n through hypnosis

And some of the same and a few more:
The Conspiracy Theories

Disclaimer: It should go without saying that none of these are true. Follow links at your own risk.

Obama is a secret Muslim: This one began right after he took the stage at the 2004 Democratic convention, with chain emails alleging his "true" religious affiliation. The rumor soon found its way onto the popular conservative online forum Free Republic, and took on a whole new life in the years to come. Related: Obama secretly speaks Arabic, attended a madrassa as a kid in Indonesia, referred to "my Muslim faith" in an interview, and was sworn in on a Koran. Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Obama is bringing 100 million Muslims to America: Avi Lipkin and his PR outfit Special Guests claimed to have evidence of a scheme to bring roughly 100 million Muslims from the Middle East into the United States, converting the country into an Islamic nation by the end of Obama's second term and making it easier to obliterate Israel.

Obama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the t***sfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideen in the '80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban.

Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood: Billy Graham's son Franklin wants you to know that Obama is allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to take over the federal government.

Obama redecorated the Oval Office in Middle Eastern style: Driven by his fierce sense of anti-American interior design, Obama got rid of the red, white, and blue decoration scheme in his White House office.

Obama married a Pakistani guy: World Net Daily correspondent and conspiracymonger extraordinaire Jerome Corsi posted a video in which he claimed to have "strong" evidence that Obama was once married to his college roommate from Pakistan. The smoking gun: Photos of the chums in which the future president is "sitting about on the [Pakistani roommate's] lap." Related: For years Obama wore a gold ring on his left hand. Was it his gay-wedding ring?

Obama's ring has a Koranic verse on it: The very same ring, which Obama now wears as his (straight) wedding band, is allegedly emblazoned with a key phrase in the Islamic declaration of faith: "There is no god except Allah." (It's not.)

Obama was funded by a Saudi prince: Another fairy tale courtesy of Corsi: In late-'70s Chicago, Obama secured political and academic funding from a variety of sketchy Arab sponsors, including a Saudi prince. Which may explain why President Obama bowed to the Saudi king when they met in 2009.

Obama was born in Kenya: In early 2008, fringe theorists began a push to prove Obama was born on foreign soil and was therefore ineligible to live in the White House. The theory gained national attention thanks to the efforts of perennial GOP candidate Alan Keyes, "birther queen" Orly Taitz, and Corsi. Related: Obama's birth certificate is a f**e, he k**led his grandmother in Hawaii because she knew the t***h, sealed access to his birth certificate and other damning documents, and did pretty much everything horrible you could possibly do for the sake of a phony birth certificate.

Obama lost his US citizenship: According to Corsi, Obama became a citizen of Indonesia while he lived there as a child.Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Michelle's "whitey" tape: During the 2008 campaign, rumors surfaced that a video of Michelle Obama using the word "whitey" would be released to sink her husband's campaign. It's never materialized. Related: The time Glenn Beck called Barack Obama a r****t.

Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images.

Obama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugged, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.)

Obama is the son of Frank Marshall Davis: The conspiracy film Dreams From My Real Father espouses the theory that Davis, a l*****t activist, was not only Obama's ideological mentor but his biological father. Related: Obama got a nose job to make his nose look less like Davis'.

Obama's mom and dad were c*******ts: That would be his real father, Barack Obama, Sr. And you know that c*******m is an inherited condition.

Obama's ghostwriter was Bill Ayers: Conservative commentators claimed they uncovered evidence that ex-Weatherman Bill Ayers was the true author of Obama's 1995 memoir Dreams from my Father. Beyond their shared radicalism, Obama asked Ayers to help because he had writer's block.

Obama trained to o*******w the government: In 2008, leading Obama conspiracy theorist Andy Martin declared on Fox News' Hannity's America that the then-p**********l candidate had trained for "a radical o*******w of the government" during his time as a community organizer in Chicago.

Obama wouldn't say the Pledge of Allegiance: During the '08 campaign, Obama was rumored to have refused to say the pledge during a town hall meeting. A photo of the incident was actually taken while the national anthem was being sung.

Obama removed the f**g from Air Force One: …and replaced it with his campaign logo.

Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him: In April 2009, a clearly satirical report detailing how secretary of defense Robert Gates was growing "extremely frustrated" with the White House's plans to scrub the Constitution from the military oath of loyalty made the rounds on the right-wing blogosphere.

Obama secretly gave away American islands to Russia: Texas House candidate Wes Riddle endorsed this theory and noted the relinquishment as grounds for impeachment. However, the seven Arctic islands were actually given away in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush.Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Obama caused the recession—in 1995: According to a recent Daily Caller story, Obama's efforts to force banks to lend to African Americans in the mid-'90s led to the subprime mortgage crisis that k**led the economy in 2008.

Obama's youth reeducation camps: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) warned that "young people will be put into mandatory service" at politically correct, billion-dollar camps run by the Democrats.

Obama's coming for your guns: Extreme gun-rights outfits, along with Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), alleged that the Obama administration is supporting the (nonexistent) United Nations Small Arms Treaty, which would lead to nationwide gun confiscation. Unfounded fears of gun confiscation have multiplied since the Newtown massacre.

Obama's coming for your gold: This theory was floated by Glenn Beck—and the gold company he shilled for.

Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps: Again with the camps. This theory got a big boost from Glenn Beck (who claims he didn't mean anything by it). Related: An executive order titled, "National Defense Resources Preparedness," was issued in the middle of March 2012. Conservative commentators saw it as a martial law power-grab that allowed the president to commandeer farmland, steal everyone's food, and draft any American into s***e labor for a war of aggression against Iran. Also, he has a "secret vault" at Interpol's headquarters for imprisoning Americans. (Chuck Norris is on the case.)

Obama wants to confiscate your IRA: Townhall.com sent out an message ad claiming that Obama wants to seize your retirement account by force.

Obama caused the BP oil spill: Conspiracy-minded radio host Alex Jones promoted the theory that the Deepwater Horizon spill was all part of the administration's plans of oil nationalization and global government.

Obama was behind the Aurora massacre: In July, Gun Owners of America blasted out a press release claiming that the mass murder at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, was suspiciously timed. "Someone in Washington" was probably behind it, paving the way for Obama-led firearm confiscation and "government genocide."

Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy: It wasn’t g****l w*****g that made Sandy so intense; it was Barack. Alex Jones' site reported the president engineered the storm using a Pentagon weather modification project. The mayhem caused by the hurricane would afford Obama the opportunity to score points by briskly managing disaster relief a week before the e******n.

Obama had Andrew Breitbart k**led: In March 2012, conservative media impresario Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure. Less than a month prior to his death, he had announced that he had uncovered footage of Obama's formative years as a radical. So obviously, Obama had him offed. (The tapes were later revealed to contain things like a young Obama hugging a black college professor.) Related: People—like a Rod Blagojevich fundraiser and an Obama impersonator—died between 2008 and 2012. Obama was in office between 2008 and 2012…coincidence?!?!

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Obama spiked the jobs report: "Jobs t***hers" (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president's chances of ree******n.

Obama f**ed bin Laden's death: Since no photographs of Osama bin Laden's corpse were produced, the Al Qaeda leader must still be out there. Fox News' Steve Doocy and Andrew Napolitano entertained the idea that Operation Neptune Spear was merely a ploy to revive Obama's sagging approval ratings. Related: Obama was photoshopped into the iconic k*****g-OBL White House photo.

Obama's plan to f**e an assassination attempt: A false-f**g operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 e******n, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was f**gged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online.

Obama's planning a third term: The dust from the 2012 e******n had barely cleared when this one popped up.

Obama the brainwashing hypnotist: As a master of neurolinguistic programming, Obama convinced Americans to v**e for him via subliminal messages. Related: Rush Limbaugh pondered if hypnosis was the reason that so many Jewish v**ers were in the bag for Obama. In October, Georgia GOP lawmakers held a briefing on the president's secret mind-control plot.

Obama's teleprompter: Obama's eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public with his teleprompter.

Obama had a ghostwriter for everything: Jack Cashill over at WND had a hot scoop on how Obama's love letters to his college girlfriend were ghostwritten.

Obama's anti-Semitic poetry: However, according to the American Thinker, Obama's ghostwriters did not write his youthful poem "Underground," which compares Jews to fig-eating underwater apes and echoes Koranic verse.

Obama's exiled lover: Obama was supposedly fooling around with an attractive young staffer from his 2004 Senate campaign. Michelle Obama had the temptress packed off to the Caribbean before the '08 campaign.

Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church. No, really. (Via Corsi, of course.)

Obama's crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up: In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president's murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.

Obama's campaigns were funded by drug money: During an October conference call organized to oppose pot legalization, a writer from Lyndon LaRouche's magazine asked about "reports [that both Obama's] 2008 and 2012 p**********l campaigns have been financed in part by laundered drug money."

Obama is the Antichrist: Obviously. Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding.Steve BrodnerSteve Brodner

Obama is a lizard overlord: According to codes hidden in Biblical verse, Obama is a reptilian humanoid. This idea has found its way on to some right-wing radio shows, and two Daily Caller reporters recently published a (satirical?) e-book on the topic titled, The Lizard King: The Shocking Inside Account of Obama's True Intergalactic Ambitions by an Anonymous White House Staffer.

Obama's adventures on Mars: As a teen, Obama participated in a CIA initiative to teleport to Mars using a top-secret "jump room." Self-described time travelers William Stillings and Andrew Basiago claim to have met the future POTUS at American space bases on the Red Planet. In early 2012, a spokesman for the National Security Council actually acknowledged these claims, and issued a fairly convincing denial.

Typical from the Right.

Do you get some kind of high by being vague?