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Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia University protestors clarified that they only want "Death to America" after America is done paying their student loans for them.

"Death to America… in like, 3 or 4 years when I graduate!" shouted one student protestor. "America truly is the ‘Great Satan' that ravages and oppresses other countries and deserves to be wiped off the face of the earth…as soon as the American taxpayers finish paying off our tuition loans!

"But as soon as that's done, then, yeah, totally, death to America!"

The mob of angry students occupying the Gaza Solidarity Encampment agreed that this was an entirely reasonable requirement. "America owes us. You, know, for being all evil and horrible and stuff," said an apparently well-educated student at the university. "We demand loan forgiveness from America. Then it can die as soon as that's done."

As part of this agreement, Columbia students vowed to maintain barely passing grades in all of their liberal arts classes for the duration of time it takes taxpayers to cover their debt.

At publishing time, the Columbia protestors had also called for the death of Elon Musk, but only after they get a Tesla.

Comanche (horse)...survivor of the Battle of the Little Bighorn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comanche_%28horse%29

Comanche was a mixed-breed horse who survived George Armstrong Custer's detachment of the United States 7th Cavalry at the Battle of the Little Bighorn (June 25, 1876).

On June 25, 1876, Captain Keogh rode Comanche at the Battle of the Little Bighorn, led by Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer. The battle was notable as their entire detachment was k**led. US soldiers found Comanche, badly wounded, two days after the battle. After being t***sported to Fort Lincoln, he was slowly nursed back to health. After a lengthy convalescence, Comanche was retired. In April 1878, Colonel Samuel D. Sturgis issued the following order:

Headquarters Seventh United States Cavalry, Fort A. Lincoln, D. T., April 10th, 1878. General Orders No. 7.

(1.) The horse known as 'Comanche,' being the only living representative of the bloody tragedy of the Little Big Horn, June 25th, 1876, his kind treatment and comfort shall be a matter of special p***e and solicitude on the part of every member of the Seventh Cavalry to the end that his life be preserved to the utmost limit. Wounded and scarred as he is, his very existence speaks in terms more eloquent than words, of the desperate struggle against overwhelming numbers of the hopeless conflict and the heroic manner in which all went down on that fatal day.

(2.) The commanding officer of Company I will see that a special and comfortable stable is fitted up for him, and he will not be ridden by any person whatsoever, under any circumstances, nor will he be put to any kind of work.

(3.) Hereafter, upon all occasions of ceremony of mounted regimental formation, 'Comanche,' saddled, bridled, and draped in mourning, and led by a mounted trooper of Company I, will be paraded with the regiment.

By command of Col. Sturgis, E. A. Garlington, First Lieutenant and Adjutant, Seventh Cavalry."[2]

The ceremonial order inspired a reporter for the Bismarck Tribune to go to Fort Abraham Lincoln to interview Comanche. He "asked the usual questions which his subject acknowledged with a toss of his head, a stamp of his foot and a flourish of his beautiful tail."

His official keeper, the farrier John Rivers of Company I, Keogh's old troop, saved "Comanche's reputation" by answering more fully. Here is the gist of what the reporter learned (Bismarck Tribune, May 10, 1878):

Comanche was a veteran, 21 years old, and had been with the 7th Cavalry since its Organization in '66.... He was found by Sergeant [Milton J.] DeLacey [Co. I] in a ravine where he had crawled, there to die and feed the Crows. He was raised up and tenderly cared for. His wounds were serious, but not necessarily fatal if properly looked after...He carries seven scars from as many bullet wounds. There are four back of the foreshoulder, one through a hoof, and one on either hind leg. On the Custer battlefield (actually Fort Abraham Lincoln) three of the balls were extracted from his body and the last one was not taken out until April '77…Comanche is not a great horse, physically talking; he is of medium size, neatly put up, but quite noble looking. He is very gentle. His color is 'claybank' He would make a handsome carriage horse...

In June 1879, Comanche was brought to Fort Meade by the Seventh Regiment, where he was kept like a prince until 1887, when he was taken to Fort Riley, Kansas.[2] As an honor, he was made "Second Commanding Officer" of the 7th Cavalry. At Fort Riley, he became something of a pet, occasionally leading parades and indulging in a fondness for beer.

Comanche died of colic on November 7, 1891, believed to be 29 years old at the time.[3] He is one of only four horses in United States history to be given a military funeral with full military honors, the others were Black Jack, Sergeant Reckless and Chief.[4][5][6] His remains were not buried but instead were sent to the University of Kansas and preserved, where the taxidermy mount can still be seen today in the university's Natural History Museum.[7] Comanche was restored by museum conservator Terry Brown in 2005.[8]
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What got me interested in this was listening to the Johnny Horton song:
Comanche (The Brave Horse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x0FLOtUd9Y

Recently released from the American Military News; a hearing in Fulton County Georgia (Fat ass Fani) about e*****rs trying to overturn e******n results was floored when under oath a Fulton county Board member (Wingate) asked what did we do about signature verification? The answer; we didn't verify signatures. That's 147,000 mail in b****ts. The e******n in Georgia was determined by a small margin of v**es . In addition the supervisor said there was no chain of custody of v**es, and no surveillance of drop boxes as required by law. This entire e******n was r****d.

Today I received a letter, two copies in fact. It demands me to send to them various documents supporting my witholding on line 25d of form 1040SR. W-2, W-2G, 1099-R. I pay a tax preparer to file electronically. I have never ever had this type of request before when filing electronically. I called my preparer and have an appointment to fix this mess. My preparer tells me this is not a big deal, and she will fax them the paperwork they require once I bring the letter to her.

What is getting me angry is that in the letter the good folks at the IRS state that once they receive the documents they demand, it will be another 6 to 8 weeks until they send me my refund. I should have already gotten my freaking refund by now. So is this a tactic by the IRS to delay paying me the money they owe me ? If this was the other way around, I suspect that I would be subject to interest and hefty penalties.

Michelle is a paper tiger. Yea she can give a good speech, but that is different than debating and running for office. She can't beat Trump. If sleepy Joe goes down, Gavin Newsome believes with all of his immoral soul that the Democratic Party nomination belongs to him. For as much as I can't stand the guy, I concede he is a great politician.

Newsome will destroy Michelle if she tries to take what is his. He is the guy I fear. However, the longer Biden stays in, the harder it would be for Gov. Newsome to put together the financing and organization to beat Trump.

Plus Michelle does not have the fire in the belly to actually run for President. You have to really really want it. She has it too good now. She has become too rich, too civilized. The wealth and the trappings of being a retired First lady make her American Royalty. She is not about to go mud wrestle with Donald J. Trump just to move back into a 200 year old house in the middle of Washington DC.

AuntiE, I was lucky that I served in the Navy before going to college. Uncle picked up a big piece of the tab. I worked part Time at the Verrazano Bridge to pay for my expenses and my family chipped in what they could. I went into teaching, which as you know doesn't pay a lot. Times have changed. College is much more expensive. I don't think I could have gone into teaching, if I had to pay for the tremendous cost. If we do away with helping kids with college costs, where will we get teachers, and other helping professions?

There were no victims.

No one was financially harmed.

Many people benefitted from the projects including bankers, investors, architects, interior designers, engineers, and construction workers.

Corporate tax revenues increased as well as tax revenues on workers.

Many people found permanent jobs, office workers, maintenance workers, janitors, facilities engineers, security guards.

The case was timed to interfere with Trumps re-e******n.

Trump was denied a jury.

The corrupt DOJ was behind this as well as president Joe Biden.

The judge was a former cab driver with no judicial experience.

Judge Engoron may have had unethical ex-parte communications with Michael Cohen which violates NYC statutes prior to the time the case was brought.

NYC Attorney Latitia James made a campaign promise that if appointed as DA, she would take Trump down.

The severity of the lawsuit penalty was unwarranted and overly excessive and was designed to incur serious financial hardship and deny other family members, Don Junior and Eric, an active role in the business.

The judge’s decision was made as soon as the court learned the Fulton County E******n I**********e Case was imploding due to Fani’s and Wade’s relationship and Wade’s appointment to a position where he was unqualified and yet paid an excessively high salary.

The case is being coordinated by the DOJ although the federal government has no jurisdiction there.

The judge undervalued the properties used as collateral for the loans.

The Trump brand was not considered in the valuation. For example, when Nelson Rockefeller goes in for a loan the Rockefeller brand talks loudly.

None of these defense claims were considered. They were all dismissed. Trump was clearly railroaded and hopefully the Appeals Court will have better jurisprudence.