Jakebrake wrote:
Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance Resistance Disorder (TURD)?
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life!
"TURD" is a pattern of pathologically disasociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8, 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of "TURD" often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, r**ting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with "TURD" are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
"TURD" is caused by the e******n of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the other candidate was a criminal and in such ill health.
Research is ongoing, but "TURD" appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
– Membership in the Democratic Party.
– The 1st amendment, Free Speech, only pertains to them.
– Believe religiously in the media's integrity and unbiased reporting.
– Advocating strongly that Barack Obama should be "sainted."
– Consider themselves perfect; that any witch-hunt would find they have never sinned.
– Believe that a country (all sexes) that pees together, stays together.
– Identifying as a Feminist
– Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
– Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
– Believe that guns k**l people rather than people k**l people.
– Think that John Kerry is the greatest military hero in US history.
– Consider Hillary Clinton the greatest woman in the world history.
– Admire Nancy Pelosi and her great oratory and leadership sk**ls.
– Pushing to nominate Bill Clinton to lead the "MeToo" movement.
– Consider Maxine Waters the most rational speaker for the Democrats.
– Massive student debt.
– Spotty or non-existent work history.
– Every i*****l i*******t should be given the same rights as an American citizen.
Patients with "TURD" are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their propaganda support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from "TURD," stage an intervention to help them.
TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT THIS SCOURGE & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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If America is going to be great again, it won't be Trump---El Stupido---that is going to do it. And the only thing I suffer from is misanthropy, brought on by OPP posters and topics such as this one.