Nam it was called friendly fire, accidental cleaning injury or I ain't got a clue he was right here a minute ago, now pass the joint and shut up.

Your speaking of perfection here of course. No animosity towards any real military fighting people intended of course. I wouldn't wish to degrade all the heroes I know and have know about in the service by referencing any of them with the liberal style gay community we are speaking of here.

Like you I have no idea for a Marine (safety first and all) although when I was in active service piloting my wooden boat around the Wright Brothers used to say "fly the friendly sky's while holding on to the big stick", guess that never changed with the Air Force.

Seeing as how they would be the squad going before all others maybe they could be called the First Foreskin Point Regiment. Kind of an honorary name showing the importance to the general military society they will be protecting. Just a thought mind you.

Ahh I'm thinking, really I am but unfortunately in our political deformity not at this time.

Obama confused the Marines ...



Well, Obama signed the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the military (t***s-g****rs as well).

No more don't-ask-don't-tell. But what he has really done is cause confusion in the ranks that could

easily cost Marine lives. We know Marines are trained to immediately obey orders.



So imagine:



You're a Marine in a combat situation; ISIS is firing at you and running toward your position & the

guy next to you is openly gay....then your platoon leader yells...“Shoot the cocksuckers!"





See the confusion here?

Gee wiz PeterSYikesOut I see you still alive, what a shame but hey it always leaves hope for the future when filling that half empty glass.

Thanks Mike but don't let this go to my Dog Man head please, Isza gotts enugh problems with the head already.

Another old but good one.







NBA versus NFL - u gotta love

this.......................... ..



Even if you aren't a sports fan this is very interesting!


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault
71 repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
in the last year


Can
you guess which organization this is?
NBA Or NFL
?


Give up yet?
Scroll down,




Neither,
it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress

The same group of I***ts that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Some interesting posts that change daily, some inspirational, some whimsical, some just for the heck of it but all fun.

http://www.sapeople.com/2016/09/26/joburg-motorists-get-daily-inspiration-chalkboard-wisdom/

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, “Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, any time, any where, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on.....it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it!”




His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding.....I’m in Government too. Are you Federal or State?”

When your in town here in Sheet Home, OR. we can stop in at our local pub The Hangout Spot and watch the pole dancers of some Crazy Kitty Malt Liqueur. Now you do have to remember that people come from miles around to watch the pole dancers but it can get embarrassing at times as they are all male dogs so when nature calls, well you get the idea I'm sure. We own an 182lb. b***h named Annie who is a Dangle dog , she is a Great Dane and Kangle cross, crazy as a loon so we stopped taking her to the club she just couldn't maintain a proper attitude in front of the dancers. Now we only take her to one of our two local lakes, Green Peter the Damn Lake and no I ain't gotts no idea who the hell named that lake but if it's after a guy thank heaven he ain't around anymore. Oh and good morning to you, don't be late for the boat though cause as soon as I mend a few holes in the hull and fill the moat were off were off to see the mutts nuts, no that ain't right I mean "off to see the mutts who are nuts" there thats better.

Weelllll yah I guess thats cool and will be OK. Hell I hear their all girls and ya know I couldn't keep up with that many women all at one time anyway even down here at Lost Dog Ranch and Mercantile on Puppypoop Lane in Poopersville, OR.

At number 10 Doggonnit St S.W. in Happypurbred Township at Scottlandia of course. My boat leaves on Sat morning so you better hurry before I nab em first.