badbobby wrote:
man brings dog into bar
bartender-"no dogs allowed in here"
man--"but this is a talkin dog,give him a chance"
bartender --"okay but he better talk"
man--dog what keeps the rain outta this bar"
dog--"roof"
bartender--"get that dog outta here"
mam--"give him one more chance"
bartender--"one more"
man--"dog who is the home run king??"
dog--"roof"
bartender -"get that dog outta here right now
Man walking down street--"well dog you got us thrown outta that bar"
dog--"should I have said Aaron??"
man brings dog into bar br bartender-"no dogs... (
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A man wants to buy a bird that sings. He goes to a pet store and buys a bird who sings up a storm. Takes the bird home . Next day calls pet store bird not singing. If you file birds beak he will sing. Next day pet store owner calls man and asks if bird is singing . man says no, when he took bird out of vice bird was dead.