Fortunate American wrote:
Yep, I’m only 65+\~ human and 35+\~ mechanical. So, I understand your confusion and accept your apology.
The image you posted, begs a joke I just recently read. I have heard/read it before but just came across it yet again today and it is quite apropos...
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannonball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'
Bartender: What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye.'
Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird s**t?'
Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.
Perhaps THAT pirate was the one the bartender was speaking with...