You betchem, Whiteman. Me gonna go back to the ranch.

Miloetta, girlfriend,

Yep you are right, it all goes upstairs. That is because someone has to be there to pay all us minions for the work we do. Tax breaks for the wealthy helps to keep things affordable for the snakes in the wagon ruts.

Are you worried that someone may get five dollars more than you? Get up off your butt and climb those stairs, girlfriend. No body is going to mind if you get rich, as long as you trickle some of it down to us.

Is that all? She seems much heavier. I was thinking about four fifty. I could be wrong.

lindajoy,

You and Tiptop have both got it all wrong. About 50,000 years ago, or so, it was me and Deploracus riding our trusty mastodons around the North American (named after my cousin, Nord Amelican) continent. We were exploring the area looking for signs of other human inhabitants. Caves were the big thing in housing and real estate in those days. We found many signs of other people.

We found Whataburger and McDonalds signs mixed with French signs that only Deploracus could read, and other signs about Shell gas and Foley's. We did not need the gas. We had plenty of gas from these things we named "Beans" that we ate with our Angus cheeseburgers. (We had yet to travel to Ireland to discover French fried potatoes) Foley's sold the latest fashions in leather underwear and fur lined over the shoulder boulder holders, which later became known as bras, for the ladies.

Deploracus and I left little hints of life back in those days hidden allover the place for people of the future to study and make absurd accusations about, like Clovis points. We bought those arrowheads over in Japan. Pretty neat, eh.

After awhile we split up and Deploracus took to the north and started Canada. I moved south and started this little experiment we are living in today. Chicago and Detroit haven't worked out so well and now it seems that Seattle and Minnesota are having some problems. Democrats came from under the mud and messed things up for the true Americans. Can't get them to go back.

Bet you can't wait to hear about what the future people find and think about our societies. Me and Deploracus are still at it, leaving our droppings in caves allover the whole world. He is in China right now, and I am in Disneyland walking around in a rubber duck suit. Hope that settles y'alls curiosity about the human past.

lindajoy,

Couldn't sleep at all last night. My brain just would not shut off. Thoughts of all the nice people I write with here on OPP. I just didn't think much about the othersiders. They are no fun unless you can write them back and make fun of their silliness.

Deploricus doesn't say much, but he is my second favorite. I really enjoy being able to write nice things to a wonderful woman that writes such beautiful prose herself. I guess that makes you my favorite.

Deploracus,

You look like you are extra tall. Me, I am not extra short until I stand next to someone that is extra tall.

Sorry I misspelled your name. I musta been thinkin in Ebonics!!!

Okay, You are a big fat UGLY black woman.

[quote=Canuckus Deploracus]I felt awkward... We were talking about Chaz and I said it is insane that any Nation would allow an armed i**********n to take over part of a city... My friends from Yemen gave me that look... :sm22

Deploracus,

Sounds like you have friends from allover the world. What a great way to live your life.

You guys make this a pleasant time in my life.

Simple San,

It is Ebonics. You know, the language of the black culture. Didn't work so well in the upper side of real life.

You had to give up Ebonics to soar with the eagles in the real world of English speaking people.

Sometimes I forget where I is at. Sho nuff.

Simple Sam and Deploricus,

Guys, we are on page 23 of this post and the topic hasn't been discussed since about page 2. You guys are awesome. I feel like I belong. Let's do this again. It has been fun. See ya!!!

Deploracus,

We are insane here in the US of A. I did not allow this insanity. I would have stopped in its tracks.

Folks would have probably died, but Chaz would not exist and our next Civil War would begin for real.

I be gonna thinks bout some a dem companies an boycott em, too. Afta restin from dat, I be's gonna tries ta add some names a dem movie stars and never goes ta see dim again.

Wendy was there and shot the prick. I saw it happen, but don't tell anyone. I don't want to have to go to court.