New Star Wars Game Lets You Play As Lesbian Jedi Who Drives Subaru Landspeeder
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https://babylonbee.com/news/new-star-wars-game-lets-you-play-as-lesbian-jedi-who-drives-subaru-landspeeder?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailU.S. — In a galaxy not so far, far away, gamers are gearing up for the release of the latest installment in the Star Wars franchise: Star Wars: Galactic Lesbians.
In Galactic Lesbians, players step into the boots of Jedi Knight
Milosia2, a fierce and empowered nonbinary warrior with a penchant for both lightsaber battles and smoking cigarettes with her cats. But what sets Milo apart from her Jedi predecessors is her trusty steed: a sleek Subaru Landspeeder, complete with rainbow decals and a bumper sticker that reads "I Find Your Lack Of Sass Disturbing."
"We wanted to create a game that truly reflects the diversity of the Star Wars gaming community," said game designer Kemmer (Xe/they). "And what better way to do that than to cater to .000001% of the Star Wars fanbase? It's the epitome of representation."
In Galactic Lesbians, players will embark on a quest to save the galaxy from the clutches of the evil Sith Lord
pegw Darth Gigchad, all while navigating the complexities of q***rness, oppression, and political activism. Along the way, they'll encounter a colorful cast of characters, including Meg's trusty t***slating droid sidekick, L**T3-PO.
"I've been waiting my whole life for a game like this," said one excited player named
Keemer. "Finally, I can live out my dream of being a lesbian Jedi with a Subaru Landspeeder. It's like they made this game just for me and absolutely no one else."
At publishing time, the game had 135 preorders from the
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