Posts for: Oldsailor65
Jun 22, 2017 11:11:49 #
Lawyers...Watch 'Em!
A lawyer with a wife and 12 children needed to move because
his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to
reoccupy the home.
He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said that he had 12 children no one would rent a
home to him, because they felt that the children would destroy the
place.
He couldn't say that he had no children, because he
couldn't lie;
(we all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.)
So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of
their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with
the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the
agent asked:
"How many children do you have?
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered,
“They're in the cemetery with their mother.
MORAL:
It's not necessary to lie; one only
has to choose the right words...
and don't forget,
most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
A lawyer with a wife and 12 children needed to move because
his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to
reoccupy the home.
He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said that he had 12 children no one would rent a
home to him, because they felt that the children would destroy the
place.
He couldn't say that he had no children, because he
couldn't lie;
(we all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.)
So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of
their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with
the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the
agent asked:
"How many children do you have?
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered,
“They're in the cemetery with their mother.
MORAL:
It's not necessary to lie; one only
has to choose the right words...
and don't forget,
most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
Jun 22, 2017 01:37:03 #
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crazylibertarian wrote:
You should also add that they are the party of c*******m. Smug, self-righteous, judgmental intolerants.
synonyms-words that look different but mean the same
Democrats, Liberals, Progressives, Socialist, Islam, Obama , C*******t:
These words all stand for the same thing ”STUPIDITY”
no common sense --
and the inability to tell the t***h
EVIL-- and
they are ALL interchangeable.
Liberals are a C*******t-Muslim-Moron cult.
Jun 21, 2017 22:51:33 #
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Steve700 wrote:
Can You Deny It ???
The Democratic party "IS" the party of "H**E".
That's why I h**e the ****ing lying, bitter, h**eful, thieving, criminal DEMOCRATIC PARTY
Jun 21, 2017 22:46:58 #
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saltwind 78 wrote:
I want to know how many of you would v**e for Trump if you had it to do over again? Those posters that have contact with me know I think of myself as an old fashioned FDR, JFK liberal/ progressive. I can list the reasons why I would never v**e for Trump, could you list the reasons why you would v**e for the Donald now that you know him better?
I would v**e for President Trump again without even reconsidering because President Trump cares about the country not the party or himself. It seems as though "ALL" Democrats, Liberals, Progressives, Socialist, C*******t: only care about the party. No matter how obvious good and how much good an idea that President Trump for the country the Democrats will fight it because they only care about the party.
Hey how bout Socialist Bernie now driving a $175,000 Audi R8 after he bought a $600,000 lakeside summer home.
Jun 21, 2017 21:14:43 #
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archie bunker wrote:
This post proves to me what a l*****t. Utopian, unrealistic, i***t you are. It also screams out that you are an absolute c*******t who believes in indoctrination, as opposed to free thought.
Your utopian dreams are just that. DREAMS.
Do you take meds for your delusions?
Your utopian dreams are just that. DREAMS.
Do you take meds for your delusions?
Thanks, you said better than I could.
Jun 21, 2017 17:14:22 #
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working class stiff wrote:
I suspect that these youngsters would beg to differ and remind you about over-generalizing about large groups of people:
http://www.gettyimages.com/photos/us-marine-corps?excludenudity=true&sort=mostpopular&mediatype=photography&phrase=us%20marine%20corps
Old farts have been complaining about youngster since time immemorial. Nothing new here.
http://www.gettyimages.com/photos/us-marine-corps?excludenudity=true&sort=mostpopular&mediatype=photography&phrase=us%20marine%20corps
Old farts have been complaining about youngster since time immemorial. Nothing new here.
"Youngsters" of now days are a lot different than youngsters of 20 years ago
Jun 21, 2017 12:43:14 #
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archie bunker wrote:
You have no prejudices?
Hell yes I have prejudices just like everyone else. If you say you don't have prejudices you're lying.
Some of these prejudices I was not raised with but developed them, learned them due to the actions of the people
that I became prejudiced against. That is called EXPERIENCE. I didn't used to be prejudiced
against Muslims but I dammed sure am now due to their actions around the world. This again is called EXPERIENCE.
Jun 21, 2017 11:46:08 #
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Morgan wrote:
It's nice that you feel that way, and in many ways... (show quote)
It is the younger people who are wearing mask, l**ting, burning buildings, taking away other people's 1st amendment right, insisting on segregation again.
Don't tell me how great this younger generation is!!
Jun 21, 2017 11:19:51 #
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Children Of The Best Of Times
Born in the 1930s and 40s, we exist as a very special age cohort. We
are the Silent Generation.
We are the smallest number of children born since the early 1900s. We
are the "last ones."
We are the last generation, climbing out of the depression, who can
remember the winds of war and the impact of a world at war which
rattled the structure of our daily lives for years.
We are the last to remember ration books for everything from gas to
sugar to shoes to stoves.
We saved tin foil and poured fat into tin cans.
We hand mixed 'white stuff' with 'yellow stuff' to make f**e butter.
We saw cars up on blocks because tires weren't available.
We can remember milk being delivered to our house early in the
morning and placed in the "milk box" on the porch. [A friend's mother
delivered milk in a horse drawn cart.] We sometimes fed the horse,
and our dog, Spot, a Fox Terrier, would greet the milkman when he
made our delivery, then he would ride in Glenn's truck till the end
of his route, when Glenn would drive by the house and let Spot off
the truck just in time to greet us coming home from elementary school.
Many of us are the last to hear Roosevelt 's radio assurances and to
see gold stars in the front windows of our grieving neighbors.
Many of us can also remember the parades on August 15, 1945; VJ Day.
We saw the 'boys' home from the war, build their little houses,
pouring the cellar, tar papering it over and living there until they
could afford the time and money to build it out.
We are the last generation who spent much of our childhood without
television; instead we imagined what we heard on the radio.
As we all like to brag, with no TV, we spent our childhood "playing
outside until the street lights came on."
We did play outside and we did play on our own.
To play in the water, we turned the hose or the fire hydrants on and
ran through the spray.
The lack of television in our early years meant, for most of us, that
we had little real understanding of what the world was like.
Our Saturday afternoons, if at the movies, gave us newsreels of the
war sandwiched in between westerns and cartoons.
Telephones were one to a house, often shared and hung on the wall.
Computers were called calculators, they only added and were hand
cranked; typewriters were driven by pounding fingers, throwing the
carriage, and changing the ribbon.
The 'internet' and 'GOOGLE' were words that didn't exist.
Newspapers and magazines were written for adults and the news was
broadcast on our table radio in the evening by H.V. Kaltenborne and
Gabriel Heatter.
We are the last group who had to find out for ourselves.
As we grew up, the country was exploding with growth.
The G.I. Bill gave returning veterans the means to get an education
and spurred colleges to grow.
VA loans fanned a housing boom.
Pent up demand coupled with new installment payment plans put
factories to work.
New highways would bring jobs and mobility.
The veterans joined civic clubs and became active in politics.
In the late 40's and early 50's the country seemed to lie in the
embrace of brisk but quiet order as it gave birth to its new middle
class (which became known as 'Baby Boomers').
The radio network expanded from 3 stations to thousands of stations.
The telephone started to become a common method of communications and
"Faxes" sent hard copy around the world.
Our parents were suddenly free from the confines of the depression
and the war and they threw themselves into exploring opportunities
they had never imagined.
We weren't neglected but we weren't today's all-consuming family
focus.
They were glad we played by ourselves 'until the street lights came
on.'
They were busy discovering the post war world.
Most of us had no life plan, but with the unexpected virtue of
ignorance and an economic rising tide we simply stepped into the
world and started to find out what the world was about.
We entered a world of overflowing plenty and opportunity; a world
where we were welcomed.
Based on our naive belief that there was more where this came from,
we shaped life as we went.
We enjoyed a luxury; we felt secure in our future. Of course, just as
today, not all Americans shared in this experience.
Depression poverty was deep rooted.
Polio was still a crippler.
The Korean War was a dark presage in the early 50s and by mid-decade
school children were ducking under desks.
Russia built the "Iron Curtain" and China became Red China .
Eisenhower sent the first 'advisers' to Vietnam ; and years later, we
went to war there.
Castro set up camp in Cuba and Khrushchev came to power.
We are the last generation to experience an interlude when there were
no existential threats to our homeland.
We came of age in the 40s and 50s. The war was over and the cold war,
terrorism, technological upheaval, "g****l w*****g", and perpetual
economic insecurity had yet to haunt life with insistent unease.
Only our generation experienced both a time of apocalyptic war and a
time when our world was secure and full of bright promise and plenty.
We have lived through both.
We grew up at the best possible time, a time when the world was
getting better. not worse.
We are the Silent Generation - "The Last Ones".
More than 99.9% of us are either retired or deceased, and feel
privileged to have "lived in the best of times"!
The men and the women of all races that won WWII were the GREATEST GENERATION
They built the greatest country in the history of the Earth.
Now their grand children and great grand children are destroying it to the best of their ability.
Born in the 1930s and 40s, we exist as a very special age cohort. We
are the Silent Generation.
We are the smallest number of children born since the early 1900s. We
are the "last ones."
We are the last generation, climbing out of the depression, who can
remember the winds of war and the impact of a world at war which
rattled the structure of our daily lives for years.
We are the last to remember ration books for everything from gas to
sugar to shoes to stoves.
We saved tin foil and poured fat into tin cans.
We hand mixed 'white stuff' with 'yellow stuff' to make f**e butter.
We saw cars up on blocks because tires weren't available.
We can remember milk being delivered to our house early in the
morning and placed in the "milk box" on the porch. [A friend's mother
delivered milk in a horse drawn cart.] We sometimes fed the horse,
and our dog, Spot, a Fox Terrier, would greet the milkman when he
made our delivery, then he would ride in Glenn's truck till the end
of his route, when Glenn would drive by the house and let Spot off
the truck just in time to greet us coming home from elementary school.
Many of us are the last to hear Roosevelt 's radio assurances and to
see gold stars in the front windows of our grieving neighbors.
Many of us can also remember the parades on August 15, 1945; VJ Day.
We saw the 'boys' home from the war, build their little houses,
pouring the cellar, tar papering it over and living there until they
could afford the time and money to build it out.
We are the last generation who spent much of our childhood without
television; instead we imagined what we heard on the radio.
As we all like to brag, with no TV, we spent our childhood "playing
outside until the street lights came on."
We did play outside and we did play on our own.
To play in the water, we turned the hose or the fire hydrants on and
ran through the spray.
The lack of television in our early years meant, for most of us, that
we had little real understanding of what the world was like.
Our Saturday afternoons, if at the movies, gave us newsreels of the
war sandwiched in between westerns and cartoons.
Telephones were one to a house, often shared and hung on the wall.
Computers were called calculators, they only added and were hand
cranked; typewriters were driven by pounding fingers, throwing the
carriage, and changing the ribbon.
The 'internet' and 'GOOGLE' were words that didn't exist.
Newspapers and magazines were written for adults and the news was
broadcast on our table radio in the evening by H.V. Kaltenborne and
Gabriel Heatter.
We are the last group who had to find out for ourselves.
As we grew up, the country was exploding with growth.
The G.I. Bill gave returning veterans the means to get an education
and spurred colleges to grow.
VA loans fanned a housing boom.
Pent up demand coupled with new installment payment plans put
factories to work.
New highways would bring jobs and mobility.
The veterans joined civic clubs and became active in politics.
In the late 40's and early 50's the country seemed to lie in the
embrace of brisk but quiet order as it gave birth to its new middle
class (which became known as 'Baby Boomers').
The radio network expanded from 3 stations to thousands of stations.
The telephone started to become a common method of communications and
"Faxes" sent hard copy around the world.
Our parents were suddenly free from the confines of the depression
and the war and they threw themselves into exploring opportunities
they had never imagined.
We weren't neglected but we weren't today's all-consuming family
focus.
They were glad we played by ourselves 'until the street lights came
on.'
They were busy discovering the post war world.
Most of us had no life plan, but with the unexpected virtue of
ignorance and an economic rising tide we simply stepped into the
world and started to find out what the world was about.
We entered a world of overflowing plenty and opportunity; a world
where we were welcomed.
Based on our naive belief that there was more where this came from,
we shaped life as we went.
We enjoyed a luxury; we felt secure in our future. Of course, just as
today, not all Americans shared in this experience.
Depression poverty was deep rooted.
Polio was still a crippler.
The Korean War was a dark presage in the early 50s and by mid-decade
school children were ducking under desks.
Russia built the "Iron Curtain" and China became Red China .
Eisenhower sent the first 'advisers' to Vietnam ; and years later, we
went to war there.
Castro set up camp in Cuba and Khrushchev came to power.
We are the last generation to experience an interlude when there were
no existential threats to our homeland.
We came of age in the 40s and 50s. The war was over and the cold war,
terrorism, technological upheaval, "g****l w*****g", and perpetual
economic insecurity had yet to haunt life with insistent unease.
Only our generation experienced both a time of apocalyptic war and a
time when our world was secure and full of bright promise and plenty.
We have lived through both.
We grew up at the best possible time, a time when the world was
getting better. not worse.
We are the Silent Generation - "The Last Ones".
More than 99.9% of us are either retired or deceased, and feel
privileged to have "lived in the best of times"!
The men and the women of all races that won WWII were the GREATEST GENERATION
They built the greatest country in the history of the Earth.
Now their grand children and great grand children are destroying it to the best of their ability.
Jun 21, 2017 11:17:33 #
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Airport Security
Yup, our country is screwed
Y'all are gonna luv this one ...The insanity marches on. We donât want to insult a Hijab clad Muslim woman by a search, but itâs OK to search a Nun. Yep, makes sense to me! You can't make this stuff up Airport security (Detroit Metro Concourse A). A Catholic nun being frisked by a Muslim security agent!
Excuse me? Did you say a MUSLIM security agent screening for suspected terrorists?
Political Correctness is out of control. Please pass this all around the USA !
Yup, our country is screwed
Y'all are gonna luv this one ...The insanity marches on. We donât want to insult a Hijab clad Muslim woman by a search, but itâs OK to search a Nun. Yep, makes sense to me! You can't make this stuff up Airport security (Detroit Metro Concourse A). A Catholic nun being frisked by a Muslim security agent!
Excuse me? Did you say a MUSLIM security agent screening for suspected terrorists?
Political Correctness is out of control. Please pass this all around the USA !
Jun 21, 2017 01:28:37 #
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CounterRevolutionary wrote:
Sici, we have all been nurtured on a fallacy that ... (show quote)
I don't know much about it but I agree that Federal Reserve books do need to be opened and audited and not by Congress. Every since the results of the Warren Commission I have no trust or faith in our politicians who are the best that money can buy.
Jun 20, 2017 16:45:47 #
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The Art Of The Deal-2
After the inauguration, Donald Trump stopped by Hillary Clinton's house.
Trump steps out of the P**********l limo, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The Marine on guard duty in front of the house snaps to attention and says: Nice pigs, sir.
Donald Trump replies: These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Bill, and I got one for Hillary.
The Marine again snaps to attention, and says: Excellent trade, sir.
After the inauguration, Donald Trump stopped by Hillary Clinton's house.
Trump steps out of the P**********l limo, carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The Marine on guard duty in front of the house snaps to attention and says: Nice pigs, sir.
Donald Trump replies: These are not pigs.
These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Bill, and I got one for Hillary.
The Marine again snaps to attention, and says: Excellent trade, sir.
Jun 19, 2017 20:42:48 #
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Worried for our children wrote:
Yes, that too, NPP. An excellent source. I stumbled across a similar one not too long ago, it was a children's version, geared towards fifth graders (or thereabouts) but I can't seem to find it anymore. My son will be starting 2nd grade next year, so it's still a little early for him, but I wanted to have it on hand for the near future. I'll keep looking for it, but if you know of anything like that, could/would you post it please...
I just signed up for it and I am watching the first lecture right now.
Jun 19, 2017 16:08:27 #
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Inducing and Manipulating Hatred
Inducing and manipulating hatred is a focal point for radicalizing the democrat side of the party.
The Radicalizing of the Democrat side of the party has been a decades long, but not that difficult a process.
Do all of those who pledge their subservience to the c*******t managed democrat side of our owners singular political party steadfastly believe in and support c*******m? No they don't. But do they steadfastly EMBRACE c*******m? Yes they do.
https://ignoredpoliticalreality.com/inducing-and-manipulating-hatred/
Inducing and manipulating hatred is a focal point for radicalizing the democrat side of the party.
The Radicalizing of the Democrat side of the party has been a decades long, but not that difficult a process.
Do all of those who pledge their subservience to the c*******t managed democrat side of our owners singular political party steadfastly believe in and support c*******m? No they don't. But do they steadfastly EMBRACE c*******m? Yes they do.
https://ignoredpoliticalreality.com/inducing-and-manipulating-hatred/
Jun 19, 2017 00:14:35 #
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LAPhil wrote:
What the colors stand for is completely beside the point.
Absolutely