Yet another one.

http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/news/local-news/texas-man-brings-real-weapon-to-water-gun-fight-shoots-15-year-old-girl

by TIM STELLOH

A Texas man was in custody Sunday for firing a real pistol at a weekend water gun fight — and striking a 15-year-old girl, authorities said.

Harris County Constable Lt. Charles Hoover told NBC News that the girl, who was struck in her shoulder near her neck, suffered non-life threatening injuries. It was unclear if she was still hospitalized, he added.

In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my
driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black.



I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.






But it's a wheelchair!!



That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!



I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I should
be black and Jewish and disabled."



"It's the pure and holy t***h", whispers someone from behind me.



I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.



Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican
boyfriend.



Oh, my God..... black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug
addict, and HIV-positive!!!



Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm bald!!!



The telephone rings.



It's my brother.



He is saying, "Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out,
take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless
piece of crap... Any job."



Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!



I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it.



Frustrated, I hang up.



That's then I realize I only have one hand!!!



With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.



I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is
trash everywhere.



Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?



Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a
drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one
hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.



At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetie pie,
my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who you are going to
v**e for in the Primary?



Will it be Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders ???"



Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug
addicted, Jewish q***r on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned,
unemployed, living in a slum, and with a Mexican boyfriend, but please, oh
dear God, please don't tell me....



I'm a Democrat

USS REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS !



When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres.
Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Capability

Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet

Size

1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet

Capacity

1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets

USS BILL CLINTON
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC



The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft, although they cannot be launched on the 100-foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order, there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.

An onboard Type One DNC Universal T***slator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and, though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada .

USS BARACK OBAMA


Details are vague. But don't you worry..........he has a plan.