Trump called it. He said the totalitarian dems and their weaponized DOJ was not only going after him but would go after the 85 million who v**ed for him. Just look at the 19 defendants that supported Trump that the dems are trying to criminalize and you will see yourself in that same predicament if you v**ed for morality, the rule of law, our Constitution, freedom of speech, religion and your right to self defense. Yes, Trump is batting 100% with his predictions and if you don't support Trump you are one foolish individual. T***p w*n 2020 and will win 2024 and the dems know it. That is why they want to put him and all of us prison. The dems are f*****ts, c****es and totalitarians all rolled into one corrupt as hell, power hungry party.

[SATIRE] ATLANTA, GA — Sources in the Fulton County Sheriff's Office today confirmed that former president Donald Trump paid the extra $12 required to get the cool laser background on his mugshot.

"You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield," said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. "There's the regular kinda dark blue one, too, for no upcharge, but you know, only the poor kids do that."

"I think, you know, I have to go with the lasers, Carla," he said. "Lasers are cool, everyone knows that. I'm a cool president, a cool guy. Lots of people have told me that. I just feel, you know, that lasers are the way to go here."

He then made finger guns at Carla the photographer and said "pew pew pew," witnesses claim.

Sources at the county jail say Trump's mugshot turned out "incredible, tremendous, one of the best we've ever seen" and said Trump looked "totally radical" and "bad to the bone" atop the field of intersecting blue and pink laser beams flying all over the place.

Trump had reportedly thought about doing a "neato" orange neon background, but he blended in too much and was asked to pick another se******n.