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May 28, 2015 11:32:55   #
CowboyMilt
 
missinglink wrote:
It's a sure thing that this has been around before. Here it is again just encase you missed it.
I am certain the self appointed P.C. Police will respond. Water and ducks backs.


I Miss Bill, doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
*He played the sax.
*He smoked weed.
*He had his way with ugly white women.
*Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a cheque from the government every month.
*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup,"in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
*The Clinton revised judicial oath:"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.
It's a sure thing that this has been around before... (show quote)


Thanks for that it was fresh to me of course I'm a senior...ya know how that goes...I didn't vote for him but I enjoyed him as a duffes...

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May 28, 2015 11:44:35   #
just care
 
Ox wrote:
would you bet $5 against the hole in a doughnut that KHHI has relatives who vote Democrat? Another $5 that he has relatives with a rap sheet? Still another that he has benefited from programs put forth by the Republican party?


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I think that's a pretty safe bet. He gets off by throwing in the word academia 5 times in each post because he thinks it impresses every one. I bet if you asked his family and friends, they would tell you they laugh at him just as much as we do. ( probably behind his back )
It's like the old saying goes ( you can buy him a book and send him to school, but he will still come home an idiot )

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May 28, 2015 11:57:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Ox wrote:
would you bet $5 against the hole in a doughnut that KHHI has relatives who vote Democrat? Another $5 that he has relatives with a rap sheet? Still another that he has benefited from programs put forth by the Republican party?


He is what keeps the Democrats in power. Low to no information voters.

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May 28, 2015 14:17:34   #
Humble
 
Maybe he spends his time going to the unemployment center or protesting bad cops or the 15.00 an hour wage deal...That would account for at least a couple..???:::)

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May 28, 2015 14:45:15   #
mouset783 Loc: Oklahoma
 
badbobby wrote:
dam kh
been looking in the mirror again
I have never called you a derogatory name and I am not a racist like you
all I see in your posts is hate and racism still I think you certainly have the right to state your opinions
but please have the curtesy to respect others


Respect,Surely you are kidding.

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May 28, 2015 16:06:54   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
BearK wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
And this fellow is supposed to have 2.5 careers.
He sounds more like he's 2.5 quarts low, and sputtering for relevance.


I believe his 2.5 careers are, #1, Dealing drugs, #2, Stealing cars, and then #2.5, Doing the drugs he sells.

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May 28, 2015 17:03:44   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
mouset783 wrote:
Respect,Surely you are kidding.


He doesn't even respect himself. Just read what and how he posts. Mostly 'hood' jargon.

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May 28, 2015 17:41:39   #
mouset783 Loc: Oklahoma
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
He doesn't even respect himself. Just read what and how he posts. Mostly 'hood' jargon.


I would like to see all these intelligent wingdings meet up with a dumocrat that says we are in control so keep your big mouth shut before you wind up behind bars. Shove your PHD up your butt. It means nothing here.

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May 28, 2015 18:51:35   #
KHH1
 
Ox wrote:
would you bet $5 against the hole in a doughnut that KHHI has relatives who vote Democrat? Another $5 that he has relatives with a rap sheet? Still another that he has benefited from programs put forth by the Republican party?


bet 5 dollars that you are a poor racist white with a marginal education and work history...

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May 28, 2015 19:23:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
mouset783 wrote:
Respect,Surely you are kidding.


just hoping Mouse
nothing is impossible
well almost nothing

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May 28, 2015 19:29:57   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
just hoping Mouse
nothing is impossible
well almost nothing


With God nothing is impossible,
IF you can raise above reason.

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May 28, 2015 19:41:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
E
BearK wrote:
With God nothing is impossible,
IF you can raise above reason.


I agree Mouse
but kh is a special case
GOD might just wash his hands there

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May 28, 2015 20:03:35   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
E

I agree Mouse
but kh is a special case
GOD might just wash his hands there


Well, since he doesn't believe in G-d there is no reason for G-d to wash his hands of the disbeliever.

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May 28, 2015 20:39:21   #
tmcsea1
 
Ha ha ha ha ha lmao this is to funny

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May 28, 2015 22:12:51   #
KHH1
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, since he doesn't believe in G-d there is no reason for G-d to wash his hands of the disbeliever.


you phuckahs know so much without asking...I guess that is where shit like the Romney win prediction comes from...you just make the truth be whatever you want it to be.... :roll:

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