Morning Funny
May 16, 2015 09:10:52 #
A somewhat modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Dakota prairie without water. His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the IRS genie, 'You know how I work....you have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' said the wise cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'
'What do you have to lose partner? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
The puzzled cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK! I wish I were alongside a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'
'My second wish is that I am rich...rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, young beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF*** He was turned into a tampon.
Moral of the story:
If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.
He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
'Well, cowboy,' says the IRS genie, 'You know how I work....you have three wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' said the wise cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'
'What do you have to lose partner? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'
The puzzled cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK! I wish I were alongside a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'
'My second wish is that I am rich...rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, young beautiful women will want and need me.'
***POOF*** He was turned into a tampon.
Moral of the story:
If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.
May 16, 2015 09:14:07 #
bmac32 wrote:
A somewhat modern day cowboy has spent many days c... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :D :D :D
May 17, 2015 13:34:20 #
beenthere2
Loc: Florida Panhandle
bmac32 wrote:
A somewhat modern day cowboy has spent many days c... (show quote)
[Bmac32] could also be a Enama bag!!
May 17, 2015 13:50:18 #
My first instinct was to groan. But as I thought more about it I realized it's absolutely true. Which made it a little less funny.
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