Hooker And Her First Trick...
Apr 23, 2015 20:30:28 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
A Hooker And Her First Trick
A new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said "well, he was a big muscular, and handsome US Army soldier."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She replied, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well, how much do you have?" "The Soldier said that he only had 25 bucks."
The new hooker told him, "Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand." He agreed, and after getting the finances straight, she told the other hookers, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand..." "Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
A new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.
She said "well, he was a big muscular, and handsome US Army soldier."
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She replied, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well, how much do you have?" "The Soldier said that he only had 25 bucks."
The new hooker told him, "Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand." He agreed, and after getting the finances straight, she told the other hookers, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand..." "Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
Apr 23, 2015 20:34:26 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Improvise, adapt and come! Or something like that. :?
Apr 23, 2015 21:05:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
Improvise, adapt and come! Or something like that. :?
Adapt, improvise...and overcome :!: Come on, Doc...you're better than that :!: :lol:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
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Apr 23, 2015 21:11:26 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Adapt, improvise...and overcome :!: Come one, Doc...you're better than that :!: :lol:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
Naw. A Marine would have a $100 bill tucked inside his boot - that he's completely forgotten about. :shock:
Yeah, OVER come. Now I remember. :oops:
Apr 23, 2015 22:27:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
Adapt, improvise...and overcome :!: Come on, Doc...you're better than that :!: :lol:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
you would :lol: :lol:
Apr 23, 2015 23:08:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you would :lol: :lol:
It will be more believable...wouldn't you say :?: 8-) :mrgreen:
Apr 23, 2015 23:15:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
A Marine doesn't need to visit hookers, he just clubs whatever babe he wants and hauls her off to his cave. :mrgreen:Adapt, improvise...and overcome :!: Come on, Doc...you're better than that :!: :lol:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
Semper Fi. :wink: In my telling of the story, he will be a Marine. :mrgreen:
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Apr 23, 2015 23:18:16 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Blade_Runner wrote:
A Marine doesn't need to visit hookers, he just clubs whatever babe he wants and hauls her off to his cave. :mrgreen:
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Apr 23, 2015 23:19:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Blade_Runner wrote:
A Marine doesn't need to visit hookers, he just clubs whatever babe he wants and hauls her off to his cave. :mrgreen:
'Old School', huh :?: :wink: Me, too...before the Sgt. Major. :lol:
Apr 24, 2015 02:10:22 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A Marine doesn't drag a clubbed babe, Don, he straps her to his combat pack and humps it. :mrgreen:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Make Sure You/He Drags Her By The Hair -- He She Is Dragged By Her Feet, She Will Fill Up With Sand or Dirt, Depending On Where they Live,,,
Make Sure You/He Drags Her By The Hair -- He She Is Dragged By Her Feet, She Will Fill Up With Sand or Dirt, Depending On Where they Live,,,
Apr 24, 2015 06:51:52 #
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