Loki wrote:
For some unknown reason, your entrance into this vale of tears we call home managed to slide under my radar. I will have a word with the manufacturer about his malfeasance in overlooking such an auspicious event. Please accept these tokens of my felicitations and kind regards:
While I wish you a happy birthday, I feel it my duty to point out if you continue to have these occurences, you will end up as old as me.
TY, funny stuff.