One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed kill flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed kill flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:
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Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed kill flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:
Sounds sexist to me. So it is sexist, it is still funny.
8-)
Ill wait to see if auntie approves son
If she laughs your SOL buddy
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Navy Rob wrote:
Ill wait to see if auntie approves son
I had previously seen the joke. I smirked. :roll:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Navy Rob wrote:
Ill wait to see if auntie approves son
I had previously seen the joke. I smirked. :roll:
Navy Rob wrote:
One summer an old farmer had a problem with flies in his kitchen so each morning hed kill flies while drinkin his coffee. One mornin his wife walks in and asks you git any? He says yep 5 of em. 3 male and 2 female. She says how you know if their male or female? He says well 3 of em were on a beer can, 2 of em were on the phone :thumbup:
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lindajoy wrote:
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THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN
A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
Armageddun wrote:
THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN
A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN br br A very nice, innocent... (
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