the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector
"I have good and bad news for you"
the art collector replies"well Ive had a bad day ,so tell me the good first"
lawyer says"your wife has invested five thousand dollars
in two pictures that she thinks will be worth 2 to 3 million dollars"
"hey that's great"the art collector said,"you just made my day.now give me the bad news"
lawyer
"the pictures are of you and your secretary last weekend"
wife texts hubby one cold winter morning
"windows frozen wont open"
hubby texts back
"pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap sides"
wife texts back in five minutes
"computer really messed up now"
I came home from the golf course today and the mrs had
a message on the fridge
It just isn't working,i cant take it anymore.Im going home to mother".
I opened the fridge,the light came on and the beer was cold!!!
what in heck is she talkin about??
the next one is COARSE don't read unless you are a forgiving person
A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY
a man was laying in bed with his girl friend after having great sex.
she spent the next hour playing with his family jewels.
it seemed she loved to do that.
he asked her why she enjoyed that so much ,and she replied
"because I miss mine"
I told you this was a California love story!!!
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector
"I have good and bad news for you"
the art collector replies"well Ive had a bad day ,so tell me the good first"
lawyer says"your wife has invested five thousand dollars
in two pictures that she thinks will be worth 2 to 3 million dollars"
"hey that's great"the art collector said,"you just made my day.now give me the bad news"
lawyer
"the pictures are of you and your secretary last weekend"
wife texts hubby one cold winter morning
"windows frozen wont open"
hubby texts back
"pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap sides"
wife texts back in five minutes
"computer really messed up now"
I came home from the golf course today and the mrs had
a message on the fridge
It just isn't working,i cant take it anymore.Im going home to mother".
I opened the fridge,the light came on and the beer was cold!!!
what in heck is she talkin about??
the next one is COARSE don't read unless you are a forgiving person
A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY
a man was laying in bed with his girl friend after having great sex.
she spent the next hour playing with his family jewels.
it seemed she loved to do that.
he asked her why she enjoyed that so much ,and she replied
"because I miss mine"
I told you this was a California love story!!!
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (
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LOL badbobby. Even I am rolling on the floor laughing at that last one.
PaulPisces wrote:
LOL badbobby. Even I am rolling on the floor laughing at that last one.
The last one was the funniest joke I have seen for some time! Just have to send it on to some of our dog showing friends.
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector
"I have good and bad news for you"
the art collector replies"well Ive had a bad day ,so tell me the good first"
lawyer says"your wife has invested five thousand dollars
in two pictures that she thinks will be worth 2 to 3 million dollars"
"hey that's great"the art collector said,"you just made my day.now give me the bad news"
lawyer
"the pictures are of you and your secretary last weekend"
wife texts hubby one cold winter morning
"windows frozen wont open"
hubby texts back
"pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap sides"
wife texts back in five minutes
"computer really messed up now"
I came home from the golf course today and the mrs had
a message on the fridge
It just isn't working,i cant take it anymore.Im going home to mother".
I opened the fridge,the light came on and the beer was cold!!!
what in heck is she talkin about??
the next one is COARSE don't read unless you are a forgiving person
A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY
a man was laying in bed with his girl friend after having great sex.
she spent the next hour playing with his family jewels.
it seemed she loved to do that.
he asked her why she enjoyed that so much ,and she replied
"because I miss mine"
I told you this was a California love story!!!
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (
show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD: :XD: :XD: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Why do Native Americans hate snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
Anonymous wrote:
Why do Native Americans hate snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
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Also very good jokes. I especially liked the texting one. Thanks.
badbobby wrote:
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector
"I have good and bad news for you"
the art collector replies"well Ive had a bad day ,so tell me the good first"
lawyer says"your wife has invested five thousand dollars
in two pictures that she thinks will be worth 2 to 3 million dollars"
"hey that's great"the art collector said,"you just made my day.now give me the bad news"
lawyer
"the pictures are of you and your secretary last weekend"
wife texts hubby one cold winter morning
"windows frozen wont open"
hubby texts back
"pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap sides"
wife texts back in five minutes
"computer really messed up now"
I came home from the golf course today and the mrs had
a message on the fridge
It just isn't working,i cant take it anymore.Im going home to mother".
I opened the fridge,the light came on and the beer was cold!!!
what in heck is she talkin about??
the next one is COARSE don't read unless you are a forgiving person
A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY
a man was laying in bed with his girl friend after having great sex.
she spent the next hour playing with his family jewels.
it seemed she loved to do that.
he asked her why she enjoyed that so much ,and she replied
"because I miss mine"
I told you this was a California love story!!!
the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector br &q... (
show quote)
love your avatar :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: . and the funnies :-D :-D :-D
Anonymous wrote:
Why do Native Americans hate snow...
Because it's white and settles on their land
Why did the sperm cross the road...
Because I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning
I saw a lady texting and driving today...
I was so furious because of her recklessness
so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her
Why can't you trick an unborn fetus...
Because it wasn't born yesterday
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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